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Insta-Club Rats

People of either gender who are addicted to Instagram and House (or Deep House) music, though not necessarily at the same time.

A slang term for a person who's addiction to social media and house music reduces them to becoming "atmosphere models", "table leeches" or "promoter hoes".

They are usually around 16 - 24 years old, living at their parents home (or model houses if they're pretty and from out of town) and have below par cognitive responses and eyesight/hearing.

The combination of hard fomo and molly abuse means that they are normally also broke (never earning enough to get away) and living/eating at the mercy of Club Promoters who use them to earn their own income through club/private "sponsors". The party, music, drugs and or DJ obsessions eventually replacing any drive and/or cognitive ability to craft a meaningful career.

The Instagram aspect is the crucial appeal as most people (but especially models) are actively trying to increase the number of followers they have on their social media and "the sponsors" via the promoter will aid in providing beautiful or striking backdrops for their continued Instagram illusion.

In recent years the number of young girls who have been drugged and raped/pimped by people who they considered as their guardians (promoters or other models in the model house) has reached staggering numbers, with VICE, CNN and even MTV reporting on it.

Their reputations indelibly tarnished, often leads long bouts of deep depression.
At a restaurant

"She's kinda cute..."
"Are you kidding? She rolls with PJ (promoter)"
"Fuck, she's a Club Rat?"

All the girls are on their smart-phones without conversation

"Naw, she's one of those Insta-Club Rats."
by Kid Koko and Slim January 4, 2018
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cambridge club sandwhich

A term describing the act of making freshmen eat doughnuts off of the seniors penises. Often takes place at wrestling camps.
Wanna try our Cambridge Club Sandwhich? It's only $6.99.
by Mickey Mouse December 13, 2015
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club w

Melbourne’s most famous club known for its large space, short and fast queues and very friendly crowds of men.

The people at W are like no other, polite, respectful and incredibly approachable. With vibrant music played by the most experienced djs in town, the atmosphere of W means that you will have the time of your life even when you’re sober!
Example 1
Person 1: what did you get up to last night?
Person 2: I went to club W sober

Person 1: are you ok?

Example 2
Person 1: wow that guy is cute

Person 2: I saw them at club W
Person 3: oh I think he slept with my friend

Person 4: no way! Mine too
by Scjakbwbk October 23, 2023
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Club Penguin

"Club penguin" is a famous game for kids. The star of this game is le best fat cunt cowbelly! He is a fat cunt that will call you a fat cunt, ok ya fat cunt?
Hey ya fat cunt! Let's play on Club Penguin! If you don't want to play you're a pussy!
by OneHellOfAMeme April 18, 2017
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Ybc (Yarichan B*tch club)

Also known as yarichan bitch club, Ybc is honestly disgusting (tw: sa, fetish, r@pe, mentioned) its an anime that is labeled 18+ but the characters are 15-17, Ut fetishizes mlm and gay relationships, normalizes r@pe and sa, its genuinely disgusting and i dont know how or why it has a fan base
Person 1 “Have you seen ybc!?”

person 2 “yeah i have and i don’t like it at all its a gross fetish and cp anime and i don’t support that”
person 1 “We can’t talk anymore because i really like Ybc (Yarichan B*tch club)”
person 2 “i dont even want to talk to you anymore so good!!”
by EzSqueezyy_ February 25, 2025
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Not-So-Nice Club

An informal list of consisting mostly of popular musicians, artists, actors, and other celebrities who died at age 69. It's a play on a similar list, the 27 Club, and the notion of the number 69 being "nice."
In a span of days, Motorhead's Lemmy, David Bowie, and Alan Rickman all became members of the Not-So-Nice Club.
by WarnerShane July 6, 2023
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Anti-Social Smokers Club

Anti-Social Smokers CLub is the Best Place to find weed in DC.
by rich4rdhe4d June 3, 2019
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