cum pouch 

A large pouch adjacent to (or in front of) a woman's stomach that holds cum. Can have the effect of making a woman look slightly pregnant and confusing others.

Not easily recognizable, sometimes mistaken for an alien fetus or an unborn child, leading to awkward and/or disparaging remarks.

However, continued observation (9+ months) can rule out the latter, as the woman obviously isn't giving birth.

Michael: Check out the cum pouch on that girl over there!
Ashley: Jeez, man! I thought she was preggers!
Marie: You guys are SO wrong. That is such an alien fetus.
All three together: Well, which is it? *they ponder*

cum pouch by classified_so_i_dont_die December 26, 2008

cum trees 

The smell of a blossoming orange tree. They really do smell like cum!

Where do cum trees grow? All over Phoenix. They release their smell during fall.

cum trees by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

cum aid 

The act of cuming in a cup then putting kool aid powder mix in it then have the girl drink it all.

Hay john last night i made a girl drink my cum aid.

cum aid by cum aid123 May 24, 2011

Cum Tribute

A masturbation session where u cum devoted to a person u would like to have hot sex with, or have a crush on.

Karl: I made a cum tribute to Tiffani

Cum Tribute by definition_composition123 April 15, 2016

cum tummy 

When people engaging in sexual activity swallow too much cum or sperm and get a belly ache.

When I had sex with my girlfriend 6 times yesterday, all that swallowing gave me a total cum tummy today.

cum tummy by JosieSmith April 12, 2008

CUM 5 

The coolest place ever in University of Maryland, College Park

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Features such characters as:
Pussy Hands McGee, OTG, Jerry Curl, Sandy the Gay thief, Burn Out, Dick Leg, Neandertall, Fagly, Sexstaban, Daycare, Dave, Steven Hawking, Herb, roid berg sketchroid judge judy, wild and wacky wollins, Wii would like to play, chriten, Deaf Fuck, Frugal Jew1, Frugal Jew 2, Hardon Sour Kraut, Token, and Lois the virgin

Guy 1: Dude lets go to Disneyland its so cool
Guy 2: Fuck you bitch I'm going to CUM 5
Guy 1: Why didn't I think of that.

CUM 5 by Cum 5 April 27, 2008

cum-piss

a refreshing mixture of cum and piss, made by doing a little piss at the same time as cumming.

woman: mmm...your cum tastes a bit pissy.

man: that's because it's cum-piss. i made it by doing a little piss at the same time as cumming.

woman: i think i have anal crabs.

cum-piss by bit thick November 3, 2006