knitted sock

Lamest Christmas gift one can give to another. Not even a pair, just one knitted sock!

What's that? A knitted sock. hahaha! look what I got! A Monster Jam Official Mega Grave Digger!! no, I don't wanna play with your knitted sock!

by Esa4 September 14, 2019

Sock juice

Something that smells, tastes, and feels like shit

Guy 1:Bro ur cooking is sock juice
Guy 2:Wtf are u talking about

by nigerianmonkey69 May 17, 2025

Clear Socking it

Jearking off into a condom instead of a sock.

I caught my roomate clear socking it last night.

by thir yeth thir February 7, 2024

Sock

Someone who loves to go around the world because socks travel EVERYWHERE.

My bestie is a total sock! She went to Cuba, India, and 3 other places I can’t name!

by IeatPsata December 3, 2019

Juice Sock

A reusable, absorbent sock saved for the sole purpose of slipping over the penis while masturbating.

I feel like rubbing one out. Where is my trusty juice sock?

by Rixadork May 28, 2015

cum sock

you

you are a cum sock

by anonymous August 24, 2022

Black Sock

A very Dutch reformed person, typically from Norwich.

The Black sock men have to wear suits and ties to church

The Black Sock women must wear skirts or dresses and hats

by Hahaha ur mom February 9, 2023