shag money muffins 

to be shocked or amazed at something, in awe

SHAG MONEY MUFFINS

shag money muffins by shag money muffins September 29, 2009

muffkin 

When a GIRL is taking a shit and her loved one is eating out her pussy. Basically, a reverse blumpkin.

When I was taking a poop at work, my boss came in the stall with me and gave me a muffkin.

muffkin by Carve a ham! August 16, 2011

Muffing Off 

when two close female friends, ie. lesbians, find themselves in the throes of passion and proceed to make sweet girl-girl love

hey man, did i tell what i saw at that party last night?
nuh.
i walked into this bedrrom and saw these chicks muffing off.

Muffing Off by Tripp Dusty January 3, 2010

muffinlips 

The throbbing, oversized lips of a STD infected mouth. Usually received from putting your mouth on a muffin dick or a vagina muffin (see my definitions for these). They hurt like a bitch and people won't understand what the fuck you're saying. Muffinlips cannot be cured.

"Hey dude I licked my girls vadge and now my lips hurt" "I can't understand you but fuck I think you have muffinlips."

muffinlips by DirtyDeed November 30, 2011

Muffinfucking 

The act of a male jamming any type or sized muffin into a female's vagina, then pounding it in with his penis.

"I enjoy muffinfucking the shit out of the waitress," said the pastry chef.

Muffinfucking by BFCxSTANKYYLEGG November 29, 2011

Muffinballs 

When a man wears pants so tight that you can see the outline of his balls. Also can be used when someones balls pop out of their speedo in Europe.

"Mother of God, look at Brandons' muffinballs, he should get some new jeans"

Muffinballs by Bobthegoldfish April 17, 2013

MuffinsForLife 

Creator of 420yolo.com . Also sings songs for the pleasure of many (Specifically for Morgan Freeman's enjoyment in his time off). Has unbelievable amounts of sweg. A.K.A. An fagit

Muffinsforlife made my life by creating 420yolo.com dedicated to cancer.

MuffinsForLife by Yoloswegzor5000 September 5, 2013