texas red eye 

when u moon someone and spread your butt checks open so they see your ass hole.

texas red eye!!! (while mooning them with your butt checks spread open)

texas red eye by O-Diezze July 5, 2006

doe eyes 

beautiful exotic eyes; usually almond shaped

Audrey Hepburn had such beautiful doe eyes.

doe eyes by ilovederekk August 26, 2009

arabian goggle eyes 

when you take you take your nuts and place them in a sleeping friends eyes and lay your dick down their nose to their mouth and take pictures or await for them to awake.

Damn...Jesse feel asleep lets give him a pair of Arabian Goggle eyes.

arabian goggle eyes by Jay December 30, 2004

eyeore 

Noun. One who behaves like Eyeore, typically in a depressing and antisocial manner. Offers no opinions to discussions, but will readily complain when results are undesired.

Her husband is such an eyeore! He never wants to come out with us, and when he does, he just pouts in the corner looking miserable.

eyeore by ophenody December 9, 2008

bloodhound eyes 

Similar to bloodshot eyes but mostly when eyes are droopy and red as if you haven't slept in years like a bloodhound dog.

After the session, Monica had bloodhound eyes within minutes and looked as if she were about to fall asleep on us.

bloodhound eyes by kryptonite0319 December 20, 2009

my eyeballs are floating 

My bladder is full, I need to pee.

I drank too much water at dinner and now my eyeballs are floating.

my eyeballs are floating by spycer July 16, 2014

queer eye for the straight guy

Hilarious show where five gay guys help to turn around the life of a straight guy.
Unfortunatlwy this show also reinforces stereotypes. (IE:Gay men are all camp and stylish,straight men are all incompetent and dirty)
Still, it's near damn hysterical sometimes.
Even if you do feel guilty afterwards for being a tad homophobic.

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
One of the queer guys: So do you like blondes?
The Straight Guy: Yeah.
One of the queer guys: how about with penises?

queer eye for the straight guy by bandanasarerad December 17, 2006