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Brain Dump

When random songs spew out of your mouth for no reason, making room for new information to be absorbed in your brain.
8 a.m.:
Coworker 1: "I am stuck on bandaid brand cause bandaid stuck on me"

Coworker 2: Where did that come from?
Coworker 1: I have no idea!

Noon:

Coworker 1: "I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you"

Coworker 2: What is with all these random songs?
Coworker 1: Not sure, they just keep popping into my head, so I want to share them with you. Once I give them to you, they are no longer in my head. I am not even listening to music today!

3 p.m.:
Coworker 1: "My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, parrrrty all the timmmme"

Coworker 2: HA HA
Coworker 1: I mean seriously, I must be having a brain dump, getting rid off all the useless songs I have memorized to make room for new information!

Next day:

Coworker 1: What was the song I was signing yesterday? I want to submit to Urban Dictionary.
Coworker 2: I dont remember, the bandaid song and some random song from the 80's. So the brain dump worked?
Coworker 1: Oh my god, it did!
Brain Dump by Alleycatz November 10, 2009

braindick 

The act of misleading the actual content by showing/submitting pictures of girls. For example, the thumbnails on youtube showing girls while the content itself does not include anything of the picture.
These braindicking assholes!

Pineapple Brain 

A Creative and Intelligent Person. Someone with a high level of creative intelligence.
"Nick has a pineapple brain". "Nick is a real pineapple brain".
Pineapple Brain by Rob Tosh May 27, 2016

brain surf

to get head, or a blow-job

Man, that party was crazy, i was brain surfing all night.
brain surf by 4/20 kmk May 1, 2007

brain bang 

(1) The male gender's version of scissoring. An instance where two men touch both balls and taint.
:Knock:
Kevin: Hello?
Carl: I'm here for the brain bang.
brain bang by EJSD June 28, 2011

dumb brain 

Stop acting like a dumb brain Zach.
dumb brain by pippa22 February 1, 2019