Ass Poutine 

When a male ejaculates into the ass crack of his partner, and either the female or male then has the runs. The mixing of the two creates a substance that somewhat resembles the delicious Canadian delicacy.

Dude...last night I ate a huge dish of ass poutine.

Ass Poutine by Barbara Hannink December 9, 2010

ass-fiasco 

After having an assplosion or giving birth to a huge turd baby, you reach round to wipe yourself, but find there is not enough toilet paper in the world to clean up the mess which seems to have traveled EVERYWHERE and you are stranded for what seems to be eternity in the 13th ring of hell trying to clean up, but your efforts are fruitless and you have to shower.

I had an ass-fiasco on my hands........literally......

ass-fiasco by Quills13 December 17, 2010

Ass Beetles 

The feeling that a colony of Beetle eggs are hatching from ones ass after a savage dump.

John: Man, my ass is really irritated from that last dump, I shouldn't have eaten the large popcorn last night.

Frank: Ahhhh, Ass Beetles, I feel your pain bro.

Ass Beetles by Jack Hofking March 17, 2011

Ass Shirt

When the girl your sleeping with takes your shirt and puts it under her ass while your fucking in hopes of no leaving evidence on her relatives, boyfriend, or sisters bed.

Self-Explanitory After Defination Is Read. Ass Shirt

Ass Shirt by Cherubrock March 26, 2011

Ass Copter

Coined in Chicago by JC. The sexual act of a woman having anal sex while on top of and starting by facing the man. She frequently changes from facing him to facing his feet without pulling off of him.

Older woman are learning to ass copter to compete with younger competition.

Ass Copter by Senior Elstonia December 8, 2012

Ass Goddess

One who possesses an ass of legendary status. Often heightened by the wearing of leggings preferably a size smaller than she probably should.

-Bro did you see that girl that walked past. talk about a fucking ass goddess

Ass Goddess by The Dirty Samurai November 21, 2013

Ass Garland 

A string of dingle berries left on a single strand of ass hair after wiping, much like popcorn on a string at christmas time.

Grandpa had a bad case of Ass Garland that fell on the floor and grandma picked it up and tried to clasp it around her wrist like a bracelet.

Ass Garland by cydedish February 25, 2014