Macaroni Time

time to get this money or pussy

she know what it is, its Macaroni time

by lord murphy November 10, 2019

Chicken Time

What fat kids yell out to their mamma's when they are gettin hungry!

Joshep: "CHICKEN TIME!!!"
Mamma: "My son is so fuckin fat"

by MEGAZOR September 5, 2010

times two

to double

You can times two your investment if you join my Initial Coin Offering pump and dump.

by anarchyseeds January 23, 2018

Toby time

When a person thinks they're arriving at something on time, but are actually late by half an hour, if not greater.

The dumbarse is running on Toby Time again.

by emomomo December 10, 2010

Private time

When trying to master-bate without you mom walking in on you.

Mom go away this is my private time!

by J.A1705 November 16, 2019

wenis time

it is wenis time when you yell "wenis time" and grab somebody's wenis and pull on it. its bah.

Jay: matt, its wenis time!

Matt: Wheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by knobhead September 2, 2008

tool time

Tool time is a sex act where you're fucking a girl in the ass and as you're about to cum, you ask her if she wants to know what time it is. Regardless of her answer, you respond with "Tool Time!" and hit her in the back of the head with a monkey wrench as hard as you can.

Named after Tim Allen's show "Home Improvement", where he hosts a show named "Tool Time".

John is crazy. I heard that he had tool time with a hooker last night.

by Jonahko March 7, 2013