Crescent City Bratwurst

A sandy hand job that ends with a pearl necklace and a shot of Malort.

Nick really didn’t like the taste of his Crescent City Bratwurst.

by Top Shelf Backpacking September 4, 2022

the city that never stirs

New York in the grip of the pandemic

Silent and empty, The City That Never Sleeps had swiftly become The City That Never Stirs.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020

Kansas City Special

Getting head in an Applebee's bathroom.

Guy 1: Bro, I just got a Kansas City Special.
Guy 2: Why would you go to an Applebee's?
Guy 1: To get a Kansas City Special.

by Chris M.J. Smith March 9, 2019

Kansas city manicure

When you dip your fingers in dry rub and masturbate while on your period.

My poontang was burning after I gave myself a Kansas city manicure

by Joshisbrofresh July 5, 2021

Dodd City, AR

3675 E Michigan Ave #92 Au Gres, MI, USA
Find The Latitude and Longitude of this address, then using the coordinates given, take the last four of both numbers and use those as X and Z, your Y coordinate is 63. Good Luck Soldier.

Yo, Have you been to Dodd City, AR? it has the best DornCogs!

by Dodd City, AR June 25, 2020

Jig City Queen

One who engages in the art of jiggatry

One who engages in acts of jiggatry and promotes a life of ignorance and foolishness by the practice of mediocrity.

A ratchet simpleton with a bad weave (i.e., lace fronts) that nurtures that culture of ignorance and tomfoolery.

(Sitting in her blond lace front and cat suit with her alligator wedges) Ms. Fire Red took an extended lunch break to get more minutes on her tracfone phone so that she could myspace her baby daddy Lem who's in the parish. Her boss told the other manager, "Damn I hate hiring Jig City Queens, these damn weaves and wedges are bring down by productivity."

by Alimoney October 27, 2011

big city honkers

Gigantic "breasts" of fat on a man's chest

Damn, That guy has some big city honkers! They're bigger than most girls i've seen

by Shulk123 March 17, 2016