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your dad

has a huge peen
he smashed me last night
it was plesherful
he likes to give it to little girls
he was fucking a little girl he has a huge one.oh it must be your dad
by big_daddy_waddy March 7, 2022
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ur dad

slightly worse than ur mom u will get shot if u say it to the wrong guy
hey Allen ur dad gets shot in the leg
by anonymous March 7, 2022
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ur dad lesbian

hey Allen ur dad lesbian get shot in the foot
by anonymous March 7, 2022
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dad

lifes a bitch its making me get dad disorder
by lilsamsixty9 June 4, 2021
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My dad

Gone😢
Me: hey Dad catch the ball
Dad:
Me: oh wait i forgot my dad gone
by Loli_lord96 June 4, 2021
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Dad

A man possibly woman that didn't pull out in time so he left you because you're a complete accident that no even you mother loves. That's why she "dad's" have the audacity to leave you when you're 2. So if you still have one remember that he or she (who knows) absolutely hates you.
Dad left to have sex with a frog
by Hail.za.queen June 6, 2021
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dad wings

The fat that overhangs from the front of your dad’s stomach like two baby’s butt cheeks
Guy at the gym-“Damn, those are some gnarly dad wings!”
Your dad- “Yeah, I gotta do some aerobics to burn it off
by TheGrandMansa June 8, 2021
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