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Clumsy or uncoordinated in an endearing or cute way. Based on the difficulty people have picking things up or performing tricky manual tasks while wearing mittens. This is especially the case with woollen mittens, which not only impede the individual use of your fingers but also get easily covered in dirt or snow.

This term also pertains to the type of people who wear mittens; slightly strange children, possibly quite sheltered or with learning difficulties. These children sometimes had their mittens pinned to their clothing or wore a string connecting the mittens under the outer clothing layers so as to prevent their mittens being lost. It is the image of this child with a haircut their mum gave them and matching mittens and beanie that the adjective ‘mitten’ refers to.
'Ugh, I was so drunk last night, I dropped my beer like 3 times, I am such a mitten'

'Oh wow, did you see that mitten? That little kid totally ran into that sliding glass door.'
mitten by Oblivia September 22, 2005
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Car Mitzvah 

The act of donating an old junker car to your local Jewish charity.
I did a Car Mitzvah for the Jewish Family & Children's Service of Southern Arizona.
The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.

Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup
Man: get over here and have a mitten
Woman: the couch?
mitten by dogga July 29, 2008
the sweetest word ever effin created

means cool pretty much

we always need another word that means cool!
omg that shit was MITD!!

mitching 

When somebody bitches outrageously and frequently about apple products until they go into an endless loop of rage and pass out.
Person A: I-Phones suck!
Person B: Graarrrrggg! I-Phones don't suck! I-Phones are cool! I-Phones and I-Pads! I-Phones don't suck!
Person C: Wow, that guys really mitching!
mitching by Farrai October 30, 2012

schmuck mitten 

a mitten for your schmuck.
derr!

oh, and smitten is also short for a schmuck mitten.
"jesus christ, that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"i know, right??"
schmuck mitten by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008