Dick-dude 

A term to describe a dude with a dick, whether he is cis or trans.

Colton: "Yo bro, how do you know about aiming when you don't have a dick? Unless a dick-dude told you."
Brady: "Yeah, my bro got bottom surgery and he became a dick-dude, he told me how it was."

Dick-dude by Fruityliciouss April 12, 2022

Hillbilly Dick Tug 

The act of having ones penis wrapped in chains that are tied to a buddies muddin truck. The driver then proceeds to throttle on and off in a way that the truck moves to and fro whilst pleasing the chained individual.

"Hey Jimbo, hook these chains to your big 'ol super duty hitch and gimme a Hillbilly Dick Tug for me wouldja?"

Hillbilly Dick Tug by SgtDanger October 1, 2011

Slug Dick 

When a mans penis looks like a slimey slug because his dick is limp, short, smelly and wet looking due to being unwashed for a week.

Slug dick can also be defined as an unerect penis that resembles a curved fat slug.

Oh my goodness Becky, he pulled his pants down to reveal his disgusting slug dick!!!

Slug Dick by w a b b i † Willburkey October 27, 2013

Siamese Dick 

When a couple is about to perform anal sex and the man covers his dick in glue and proceeds to ram it into the girl's asshole, thus forming an inseparable siamese twin.

"Dude, you gotta try the siamese dick with your girl tonight! Don't forget to buy the glue!"

Siamese Dick by BiigFrahh July 2, 2014

Dharma dick 

A person that uses Buddhist teachings to promote his or her self interest in a dickish or non empathic fashion.

A: I want to date other girls. All relationships are empty anyway.

B:Don't be such a Dharma dick.

Dharma dick by Floptikal February 9, 2015

Minion dick

A tiny ass dick. About 1-2 inches long hard

His dick was so small, girl he had minion dick

Minion dick by Apple monkey October 7, 2015

Gateway Dick

That one dick that if you messed with would lead down the slippery slope to more dicks.

"Dude, I would totally such my own dick if I could. I mean it's not gay if it's your own dick."

"No way man! I'm afraid my own dick would be the gateway dick."

Gateway Dick by BCHam September 9, 2016