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Winter sex

The efficiently warm (and convenient) method of intercourse, typically preferred after a hot beverage, requiring little to no removal of clothing for penetration to occur
"Baby I don't feel like it tonight, it's too cold".... "No worries, we'll just have winter sex"

"It's just winter sex, your pants won't go below mid-thigh"

"Boxers with the opening in front were made for winter sex"

"Alaskans are experts in the art of winter sex"
by Mr. Boynish December 14, 2012
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Winter Whisper

When someone suddenly blows a cold breeze on someone else's hot and sweaty armpit, making him/her shiver. It is generally considered very unpleasant and nasty to give a winter whisper to a person you don't know, especially when in public.
- Sarah was very upset when Tom gave her a winter whisper, she even dropped her Schweppes.
- Yeah, we had a very awkward time, I didn't even know what a winter whisper was before that.
by WittyGolgi August 2, 2013
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Winter Grass

Winter Grass is when a woman stops shaving during the colder months. Then resumes proper shaving habits during the warmer months.
Hey Michelle just because it's winter doesn't mean you have to let the winter grass grow.
by Oliver Ripley October 6, 2016
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winter body

slightly out of shape, not as tan and you would like to be and hair gone darker

not happy already setting goals for the perfect bod for summer.
girl one: summer is coming i need to get back to my bikini body
girl 2 : hit the gym to the rid og our winter bodys ?
Girl 3: after this episode lol
by diamond11 March 15, 2019
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Winter Forest

When some or all of one's pubic hair has turned white and/or gray.
When Fred went in for his urologist appointment his urologist exclaimed upon seeing him pantless: " Damn man your starting to get a winter forest!"
by Zil025 June 6, 2020
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Winter bear

Shaving your pubes, gathering them into a pile, ejaculating on top of it and leaving it in a hotel/motel room. Resembling a winter bear.
I left a winter bear at the motel 6 in Jacksonville.
by Kryt1cal January 10, 2017
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Rob Winter

Rob Winter is too epic for your mind to understand.
by Dean Martinn February 22, 2009
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