willy-nilly

1. -surely and without regard to plans or inclination
2. -by compulsion: without a choice
3. -in haphazard or spontaneous manner

It seems that we must drift willy-nilly toward disaster.

by xjap April 09, 2007

Turd Willy

its a cock covered in shit.

oh, Ben, you made me get a turd willy from that intense anal sex

by australian correspondant December 09, 2006

Snotty willy

When you have a cold, and you're having a wee, and you look down and runny snot has dripped on to your willy - you have a snotty willy.

That dudes cold is that bad that he's got snotty willy.

by Jembleweasle August 28, 2021

willy wrench

The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.

"It was going brilliantly until she started to use the willy wrench"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

sports willy

When a male is playing sport/exercising (particularly when it is cold), and the penis and scrotum contract leaving one less endowed

John: "Man your penis is looking a bit small"
Harry: "What do you expect, I've just played 90 minutes and it's January, I've got a sports willy!"

by MF.AC February 20, 2015

Strep Willy

The act of giving someone a wet willy while you have strep throat. Quite frowned upon due to the contagious nature of strep throat.

Jim:OH NO!!
Dave:What?
Jim:That kid just gave me a strep willy
Dave:Aww that sucks. Good luck

by dudeguybroman September 16, 2011

[willy tingler]

The sensation you recieve when falling from a large height on a rollercoaster

That ride is amazing, it's a right willy tingler!

by Karl33 January 29, 2009