Whack-job

a crazy person, especially one whose is in some way dangerous

I can't understand why they would let those whack-jobs have a say in things.

by The Retrun of Light Joker May 14, 2011

Whack-load

A large amount, bigger than both an ass-load and a shit-load

Dude, that is a whack-load of crack in the truck of your car.

by Mary Poppins October 15, 2004

whack-a-holic

someone who has an obsession with beating their meat.

ex: man, todd is such a whack-a-holic, he did it 4 times in one day.

by sacajewia January 6, 2008

Jimmy Whack

Whacking your thin jimmy aka your cock back and forth on the face of your partner in a rapid and repeated fashion.

She was being a little mouthy last night so I gave her the jimmy whack.

Since she was sucking my balls so good I did a little jimmy whack on her forehead.

by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017

whack-a-molin'

When you have really got to take a shit, and every time it starts peeking out, you have to scrunch up your butt-cheeks and push it back in. So your ass resembles a whack-a-mole game with only one mole (built for the special kids with really bad reflexes).

Dude, I was whack-a-molin' so bad last night I thought I was going to have a Vasovagal episode! I was lucky the Browns even made it to the Superbowl.

by YOPP! April 24, 2009

Whack Attack

A Whack Attack is when someone or something causes you frustration, mystifies you, disrupts your train of thought or simply makes you want to freak out.

Your stupidity gives me whack attacks.

by Charlotte February 9, 2005

whack a mole

to sit on a turd that has begun to crown in an effort not to shit oneself.

yesterday i had to play whack a mole at work, i was all alone and the damn customer wouldnt leave.

by elac the great October 7, 2011