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graveyard week

A week when all of your exes or old hook ups reappear in your life within one week. Usually happens a couple times a year, and can be in person, or by phone / social media.

I.e. when all your ghosts come back to haunt you
Oh my God, Justin and James both texted me this morning and I randomly saw Michael at Starbucks yesterday. I think I'm having my graveyard week
by pela January 10, 2018
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dick of the week

The unwitting gentleman who ends up in a relationship with a serial monogamist who changes boyfriends so often it's hard to keep up.
OMG! That girl's Facebook page says "in a relationship" for the 3rd time this month. I wonder if that guy knows he's just the dick of the week.
by Beefmaster Matrix February 14, 2015
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Satan's Week

When a female is on her period.
EX: Rachel told her boyfriend she couldn't have sex due to Satan's Week.
by RU$$IANMAFIA April 22, 2020
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Fingerboard week

Fingerboard week is the best content to watch on YouTube. Started by David Jones he shows the best of amazing and wacky custom fingerboard parks and custom fingerboards.
Person 1: Hey have you seen fingerboard week 7?

Person 2: Yeah it’s sickk
by Zexpray May 23, 2022
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blah week

A “blah week” is an expression commonly used to describe the condition of one’s life. Someone who is having a “blah week” often shows signs of mild depression, hopelessness, and may have a void in their life. The condition is common to all humans and it is not seen outside the realm of human emotions. (i.e. not seen in the animal kingdom) It is theoretically possible that all humans will suffer from a “blah week” sometime in their lifetime. Individuals suffering from this condition should be presented with ample opportunities to make corrections to their current affairs. Remedies include; gift giving with the intent to cheer the patient up, talking with the individual to find the cause of the “blah week,” removing negative stimuli which reinforces the condition, and if all else fails, the individual can be left alone until a self-evaluation is completed and he or she takes corrective action on their own.
"How's it going Jennifer?" "Eh, its been a blah week."
by hopscotchbooger April 19, 2010
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Zard week

cool its zard week now
by Iamzard July 18, 2021
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Dare Week

A full week of pure fuckery. Usually done the week before a party, a group of friends must come up with a new dare every day of the week for each individual. If the person declines the dare or fails, the group decides on a punishment.
Bro, let’s do a dare week before the party this Friday.
by Kegsmasher69 January 15, 2019
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