WalMart-Flight

Airline industry lingo, which covers any of the low-fare air-carriers such as AirTran, Jet-Blue or Jet-West. This also describes the level of service one recieves while on the flight, such as recieving peanuts or pretzels for snacks, instead of actual meals!

Josh did'nt have enough money to fly SouthWest, so instead he had to take a WalMart-Flight back home to see his parents!

by guyfawkes74 December 29, 2009

Walmart Gringo

When you cum, piss, and shit inside a Walmart bad then stick your friend’s face in it while dry humping their ass.

“Dude what happened to you?”

“My girl gave me a Walmart Gringo!”

by Ganyu October 9, 2021

Walmart Gucci

A cheap item or product that is used to make one appear wealthy, classy, fly, etc. Examples of this include Axe spray (when overused) cheap, poorly made clothing that imitates actually well made, expensive clothing (fake Js and LV bags, for example) and anything flashy or gaudy, especially when worn by a showoffer. One who purchases or owns a lot of Walmart Gucci is known as a poorfag.

Idiot: Check out these new shoes. Nice, huh?
Non-idiot: That's some Walmart Gucci. What were they, 25 bucks?

by munchiesnOOb October 9, 2017

walmart wifi

Really bad or slow wifi connection.

"Her lag was horrible, I dropped her FaceTime."

"She totally has Walmart wifi!"

by melonmango May 5, 2016

walmart slacks

n. Pajama pants, usually worn with an ironic t-shirt to match

Personal Story:

I was at Walmart the other day when I saw a redneck wearing some Walmart slacks. Not only was I laughing at this, but also she was wearing a t-shirt that said 'Queen of the world', and as I was walking by her, I happened to pass a rack full of the exact same shirt that was on rollback.

by ThatVintageGuy January 9, 2014

Walmart Princess

Any female you see in a Wal-Mart that is above a 6 on a hot scale of 1-10.
Any hot redneck girl.

Guy 1- Shouldn't Chris be back from Walmart by now? He's been gone for three hours.

Guy 2- He probably found himself another Walmart Princess. My guess is he's probably already moved in to her trailer.

by BigJay65 March 11, 2011

Walmart loli

A female who acts like a loli and also a slut

This walmart loli is good at sucking dick

by Minichu February 18, 2019