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If you have ever seen serious person with warm heart, it's Utegen.
If you have ever seen serious person with warm heart, it's Utegen.
by Utegen :D November 22, 2021
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"I can't have children due to a severe case of uterolysis misanthropia. I suffer from painful headaches and irritability whenever someone asks me why I don't have any children."
by Cleo Girl February 6, 2022
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A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.
A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.
“I’m a eunuch.”
“Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”
“Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”
by oocheeha December 15, 2021
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