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The Ultimullet

The Ultimullet can be described as a mullet style haircut; somewhat short on top, long in the back, but in epic fucking proportions. The Ultimullet is the antithesis of grace and style, especially since it originates on the head of a 60 year old woman. This magnificent mullet cannot be seen on multiple individuals, it is a singular entity, and as such should only be muttered with extreme reverence to its originator.
Did you see that lady's haircut? It was the ultimate mullet. Check that...that shit was The Ultimullet.
by Delbert from Nebraskeee February 4, 2010
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The Ultimate Yolo

Danny commited the ultimate YOLO by jumping off a bridge
by JannieBelle May 30, 2014
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the ultimate women respecter

A man who knows exactly what his whimsical white girl desires, usually it's pretty simple, but she can't even do it,
Despite this, the man doesn't wish for any return and is satisfied being used like the toy poodle of boyfriends and occasionally engaging in violent and depressive sex, even after he's comes home from work and listens to his, stupid albeit blonde girl.
"John, really just lets women walk over him, doesn't he"?
"Nah he's pretty much the ultimate women respecter".
by Decan Gray February 20, 2018
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the ultimate gay

This word is for the fuck boys and the people who make Tik Tok videos. It is the biggest gay of all gay. So gay a gay person would say no to them.
by CroutonSalad November 17, 2018
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the ultimate survival tool

A stupid ass shovel that I don’t even know exists
by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 17, 2020
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The Ultimate

'The ultimate' is the ultimate state of boredom where you decide to do all the letters forwards and backwards, then go diagonal backwards and forwards, then numbers forwards and backwards. Like so, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl1234567890987654321
Asha: *sigh* im sooo bored
Starts to do 'the ultimate' on her laptop in class.
by Koffee_6251 March 8, 2021
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the ultimate word

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