Toothy blow

What most girls mistakenly think passes for a blowjob because none of their lovers have had the balls to tell them to open their goddamn mouth wider.

"How the hell did you get AIDS from a blowjob?"
"It was a toothy blow, man...(sniff)"

by Intermezzo February 8, 2005

toothaker

Awesomeness. Someone who is very very cool and or amazing. One who has it all. Someone who others look up to.

That guy is so toothaker

by Toothaker January 2, 2009

Tooth Fucker

When someone is missing a tooth or multiple teeth and another person sticks their dick in the void repeatedly. Commonly used amongst gays.

That carny is probably a tooth fucker.

by bustap949 September 15, 2009

Scraggle-Tooth

A person whose teeth are so out of control and f'ed up that they look like a backwater hick.

Jewel is a scraggle-tooth.

by Jake the King July 30, 2003

Blue Tooth Finger

The blue tooth finger is the obnoxious finger raised by an individual engaged in a phone conversation on their blue tooth headset. It generally occurs when an innocent bystander happens upon the blue tooth talker but cannot see the blue tooth device. The bystander unwittingly responds to the phone talker who then raises the blue tooth finger indicating that they are on the phone and not speaking to innocent bystander. The bystander thereafter feels a strange combination of embarrassment and anger.

Tom: I thought some guy at the grocery store today was talking to me. I responded to something he said, but then realized he was on the phone when he gave me the blue tooth finger.

Ed: That’s embarrassing. Were other people around?

Tom: Yeah. Plus, he gave me a dirty look like I should have known he had that stupid thing in his ear.

by River Road July 2, 2008

Labor-Tooth Tiger

The Labor-Tooth Tiger toils around the clock, and will often times go without eating, sleeping or socialization until the task is completed. Common characteristics of the Labor Tooth Tiger include dry-wall dust in the hair, paint-splattered t-shirts and grass-stained tennis shoes. The Labor-tooth can most often be found in their natural habitat of Lowe's or Home Depot, but are sometimes spotted in smaller hardware stores and specialty shops, depending upon the task at hand.

The Labor-Tooth prides itself on a job well done and will routinely "overkill" a project to ensure that every "worst case scenario" is addressed. Therefore, a project that is originally estimated to take five days, frequently results in a month or more of household disruption. This "overkill instinct" can sometimes lead to restlessness and conflict between the Labor tooth and the significant others in his life. However, the Labor-Tooth will always win any conflict situation dealing with home repair projects, as he holds all the power tools firmly in his grasp.

Older Labor-Tooth Tigers are usually easier to find in the wild because of the loud groaning noises they make upon rising to a standing position. Additionally, the older Tigers' stripes have faded to a gray color and their reflexes are slightly slower than their younger counterparts.

Labor Tooth Tigers are extremely handy to have around, especially when a toilet overflows, or a hole needs to be patched in a wall. Nearly extinct, the Labor Tooth cautiously guards their homestead and runs off all "for hire laborers."

"Hey where's Dave?"

"Oh he's at the hardware store again."

"He's such a Labor-Tooth Tiger..."

by elac September 21, 2009

coon-prick tooth-pick

This is a tooth-pick made of the bone from the male racoon's pecker (yes, they have bones in their 'boners').

Many a red-neck, hill-billy and sportin' types use this bone to pick their teeth clean after eating our kill.

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Billy used his coon-prick tooth-pick to work the 'possum meat out of his teeth.racoon dick hill-billy red-neck coon dick dick bone

by Clintzuki November 7, 2011