drop jewels

to teach or educate someone

Midas dropped some jewels on me on how to treat my girl.

by Jolene February 14, 2005

Mustard Drops

The initial pinch of mustard colored liquid fecal matter that is released in small drops or droplets before unclenching the anal sphincter and allowing full, explosive release.

Carl knew the guy in the stall next to him was going to have a massive assplosion because the dude sat down, moaned, breathed heavy and cinched a few mustard drops.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015

Drop a Swamp

A bowl movement that begins in a solid state but deteriorates into a liquid state.

"I felt bad for everyone around me when I realized I was dropping a swamp."

"Oh man. Did he just drop a swamp here? I'm using the next one."

by Abnertown July 21, 2012

Drop The Mitts

when a build up of chirps angers you. Simpy stat "Drop the mitts" and prepare to have a little tussle or showdown; This goes back to the olden days where in hockey people wore mitts instead of gloves.

Clark: Friggin' hoser has been chirping me all game and he's too afraid to drop the mitts

by the hoser July 19, 2011

Fart Drops

Leaking a little unexpected wet fecal matter when attempting to pass a fart. Causes an immediate sphincter clench and the need to find a wipe.

Roger tried to squeeze one off during his meeting but ended up with fart drops. Made for an itchy meeting till they took a break.

by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

Drop a Pillar on it

v - to attempt to solve a problem by repeating the solution to a previous problem despite the sweeping differences between the two problems. Implies that the solution being tried is obviously incorrect, but is being used in order to avoid having to think of new solutions.

Jason: I can't figure out how to defeat this boss.
Tom: Well, we had to push over a crumbling pillar onto the last one...
Fish: Let's drop a pillar on it!

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John: Dude, why are you spraying WD40 in your PC?
Dave: It worked on my bike.
John: Wow Dave, way to drop a pillar on it.

by dorthu September 16, 2009

drop a fatty

An explanation you give to your buddies when you have a real growler in your guts and you're about to give birth to a huge deuce, dump, toilet trout, pinch a loaf, etc.

1st guy, Hey dude where you going? Its not break time yet.

2nd guy, Sorry man. I gotta drop a fatty.

by XXL Petey May 3, 2014