Signs of a rice rocket:
1) Came with a 4 banger
2) Now "tricked" out
3) Uses laughing gas to go faster, which is ironic seeing as how the whole idea is a joke
4) Gay writing on the windshield. This is usually the drivers' name in Olde English (just in case they forgot their name during the run) or the brand of car they run (just in case you couldn't tell under all the body kits and stickers)
5) Gets smoked on the quarter-mile by an 80-year old Jewish woman driving a Continental.
1) Came with a 4 banger
2) Now "tricked" out
3) Uses laughing gas to go faster, which is ironic seeing as how the whole idea is a joke
4) Gay writing on the windshield. This is usually the drivers' name in Olde English (just in case they forgot their name during the run) or the brand of car they run (just in case you couldn't tell under all the body kits and stickers)
5) Gets smoked on the quarter-mile by an 80-year old Jewish woman driving a Continental.
Fast and the Furious was a good movie until I realized, to my horror, that I paid money to watch it.
by Shawn E. June 11, 2003
Get the rice rocketmug. by bungholio17 February 5, 2009
Get the cock rocketmug. A Weed Rocket is Elon Musk's secret plan for SpaceX. Elon Musk hopes that he can use the Weed Rocket to chill all the martians he finds so they won't invade Earth.
by CrypticReich March 26, 2019
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WHAT! she's 20, has a child from another man, and selling her feet pics on the internet. Do NOT MARRY THIS WOMAN. Son.. that THOT ROCKET ain't meant for the street's, she's meant for the inter-galactic space highway. I'm disappointed.
by NAH BRUH NAAH May 12, 2021
Get the Thot Rocketmug. Fans of the Houston Rockets of the NBA. They are known for having an extreme bias towards their team's playstyle (which includes flopping and selling calls to get points off of free throws). They have a firm belief that James Harden and Chris Paul are the two greatest basketball players ever. When their team loses, they don't look at the fact that they played a bad game, but they blame the refs for ruining it and that the refs are biased when in reality, THEY are the biased ones.
by MichaelMiddleton88 May 15, 2019
Get the Rockets Fansmug. The definiton of choad rocket consists of a choad that unloads the tank after a long amount of time of waiting to unload on his bitch
by Twas the night before nigmas March 5, 2019
Get the choad rocketmug. When you tuck your ballsack into your asshole and crush them as you ejaculate to blow your load faster
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Get the Italian rocketmug.