The Pink Rod of Fury (or PROF) is a cheap pink child's fishing rod that, paradoxically, is able to slay fish in far greater numbers and size than it's flimsy construction would suggest.
Thought to have magical powers ... though there are in fact many PROFs in circulation.
Thought to have magical powers ... though there are in fact many PROFs in circulation.
by H34VY D February 06, 2023
When a couple is having an argument and he slams a door in partners face, blames partner, and starts wanking with his pocket pussy and proceeds to tell partner what he is doing.
"Had argunent with my boyfriend last night and instead of resolving the issue he walked off into another room ignoring all further positive communication and proceeded to fury wank."
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A highly strategic, near-mythical war machine operating in the world of Last War. Known for his devastating PvP strength, whisper-level communication skills, and an uncanny ability to vanish into CNX or UMA just before joining TSX (allegedly).
A rare hybrid of military intelligence, fitness enthusiast, and ninja-style alliance member. While most players are either talkers or fighters, Fury’s the guy who reads the whole war report in 12 seconds, wipes a base, and disappears again—like Batman, if Batman bench-pressed tanks.
A master of mystery, possessing an MBA and the biceps of a protein-powered Spartan. Has been "just about to join TSX" since 2023, creating more suspense than the Game of Thrones finale (and marginally less betrayal).
In reality, Fury is disciplined, analytical, and relentlessly fit. In-game, he’s an elite PvP specialist and an accidental stand-up comedian thanks to his alliance-hopping antics and expert-level trolling of one (1) very patient friend.
Fun Facts:
Communication style: Rare, efficient, possibly encrypted. / Home alliance: All of them. At once. Temporarily. / War record: Classified. But terrifying. / Cardio routine: Probably longer than your entire alliance meeting. / Mood: 90% focus, 10% mischief, 100% unreadable.
See also:
Cheshire Cat, BR Whisperer, The MBA Assassin, Your Alliance Next Week?
A rare hybrid of military intelligence, fitness enthusiast, and ninja-style alliance member. While most players are either talkers or fighters, Fury’s the guy who reads the whole war report in 12 seconds, wipes a base, and disappears again—like Batman, if Batman bench-pressed tanks.
A master of mystery, possessing an MBA and the biceps of a protein-powered Spartan. Has been "just about to join TSX" since 2023, creating more suspense than the Game of Thrones finale (and marginally less betrayal).
In reality, Fury is disciplined, analytical, and relentlessly fit. In-game, he’s an elite PvP specialist and an accidental stand-up comedian thanks to his alliance-hopping antics and expert-level trolling of one (1) very patient friend.
Fun Facts:
Communication style: Rare, efficient, possibly encrypted. / Home alliance: All of them. At once. Temporarily. / War record: Classified. But terrifying. / Cardio routine: Probably longer than your entire alliance meeting. / Mood: 90% focus, 10% mischief, 100% unreadable.
See also:
Cheshire Cat, BR Whisperer, The MBA Assassin, Your Alliance Next Week?
I’ve fought beside Fury twice. Both times, the only thing louder than the damage was the silence he left behind. He’s not loud. He’s decisive.
by jax2020 June 06, 2025