Thanksgrieving 

Thanksgrieving (Thenks-greeve-ing): when you spend Thanksgiving mourning your family situation instead of being thankful.

1. I was Thanksgrieving after my weird third cousin brought politics to the Thanksgiving dinner table.
2. We spent the day Thanksgrieving after our entire extended family ditched us.

Thanksgrieving by I stole your girl November 26, 2017

Shanksgiving 

Thanksgiving in jail.

Bobo had a bummer of a Shanksgiving in jail, but at least he didn’t get shanked.

Shanksgiving by HumaneAnimal November 12, 2017

Tanksgiving

Thanksgiving in the military or as a veteran.

Bobo had a great Tanksgiving this year because he was honorably discharged in early November.

Tanksgiving by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017

Thanksgayving 

Thanksgiving dinner predominantly attended by, or created by gay people.

Are you going to your parents for Thanksgiving? No, I'm going to Alice's for Thanksgayving!

Thanksgayving by Chops wood November 26, 2010

Thinksgiving 

having to do term papers instead of eating turkey on Thanksgiving

"I'll be having myself a Thinksgiving this year instead because of all the academic shit I have to get done".

Thinksgiving by MaleUnderwearModelCatastrophe December 15, 2008

thanksvibing 

it’s like thanksgiving but instead of giving you’re just vibing

Ferris and I celebrated Thanksvibing this year.

thanksvibing by grantare December 12, 2019

Mornin Thanksgivings 

Mornin Thanksgivings is a delightful drink that consists of sparks and wounderful Arbor Mist wine with a splash of fruit. It is great in the mornin to wake a person up or great at dinner time with the family to end those dramatic pauses.

Drink it with friends, drink it with family, or just drink it alone Mornin Thanksgivings are great everywhere in every situation!!

Mornin Thanksgivings by Glen Burkam October 31, 2006