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Thanksgrieving 

The experience of grieving on Thanksgiving Day, usually accompanied with loneliness and self-pity whilst others are grateful for life and enjoying a bountiful feast with family and friends. One tries to be thankful for their blessings, but their inner sorrow defeats all surrounding joy.
Nicole: "Happy Thanksgiving!"
Jay: "Thanks, but it's hard feeling happy when I'm so alone."
Nicole: "Dude, you are soooo having a Thanksgrieving. Me too!"
Jay: "Let's drink a bottle of wine."
Nicole: "Cheers!"
Jay: "Here's to Thanksgrieving - Salud!"
Thanksgrieving by CrazyJay November 17, 2011

Thanksgrieving 

The overwhelming sorrow and or distress one experiences after eating 12, 655 calories and stepped on the scale, in which indicates they have gained 7 pounds. This phenomena happens immediately the day after Thanksgiving early in the morning
Oh my gosh, 177lbs….I feel a serious sense of Thanksgrieving right now. Better break out the treadmill, Christmas parties are right around the corner
Thanksgrieving by lambini November 28, 2010

Thanksgiving Miscarriage

I did not have a Thanksgiving Baby, it was more like a Thanksgiving Miscarriage and it got all over the toilet and my shoe.
Thanksgiving Miscarriage by Edzone November 28, 2011

Thanksgiving Tetris

The annual act of rearranging your refridgerator in order to accommodate all of your Thanksgiving leftovers.
Girlfriend: Ugh, the fridge is completely full of our regular food. I don't know how we're ever going to cram all of these leftovers in here.

Boyfriend: Looks like it's time for a round of Thanksgiving Tetris! Here, take this milk carton and hand me those yams...
Thanksgiving Tetris by Baby Sea Tuna November 25, 2009

Thanksgiving walk

The walk you go on with your cousins during Thanksgiving to get away from the rest of the family and get high off marijuana.
Cousin 1: Hey, where are you two going?
Cousin 2: Oh, we're going on the Thanksgiving walk, want to join?
Thanksgiving walk by Teddiplier September 28, 2020

Sexual ThanksGiving 

Another name for Valentines Day; the holiday is similar to thanksgiving in that the few days leading up to turkey day you abstain from over eating so you can make a total glutton of yourself on the one day where nobody looks down upon such an act. On sexual Thanks giving you abstain from intercourse a few days prior so you can have a marathon sex session that rivals Sting's best efforts, may also be used for an anniversary or birthdays.
Wife: What are we doing for Valentines Day honey?

Husband: You mean sexual thanksgiving, and what do you think we are going to do? You better get ready because I'm going to knock the bottom out of you!!!