eye testicles

Simply an eye ball, but replacing ball with testicles

Man! my eye testicles hurt from too much sun

by kkkkkkkl February 24, 2009

Mens testicle fluid

Semen also known as cum

Hey i just drank Mens testicle fluid

Nice

by Maskvicius564 April 24, 2023

Scandinavian Testicle Grab

The process whereby someone is has you cornered, e.g.. in a head lock, and you put your hands on their testicles and squeeze and twist, instantly releasing yourself! Not to be mixed up with the Swedish Testicle Grapple which is a sex move from the same region.

'Some guy tried to beat me up the other day but i gave him the Scandinavian Testicle Grab and he just broke down'

by whalley1234 January 7, 2009

Tripping Over a Testicle

The feeling one gets while watching a 3D movie

"Dude when we were watching that movie i felt like i was tripping over a testicle."

by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010

testicles in your mouth

Self explanatory, there are testicles in your mouth

Yo why you got testicles in your mouth?

by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021

A Left Testicle Decision

To Make a Choice using knowledge not from you Brain, Dick or Right Testicle, but making the choice from Knowledge from you Left Gonad. This Decision is usually something dumb as fuck like Date Rape or Wearing Socks and Sandals.

Harry: I think I should Get a Donald Trump Cut!
Bennie: Harry you dumb fucking cowpuncher, Stop Making such A Left Testicle Decision!

by The Ass Reaper March 31, 2015

testicle burrito wrap

a person that has been laid by a Mexican

Skyler just did Shelby so he is a testicle burrito wrap.

by Skyler Saunders June 13, 2005