phoenix tears

A CO2 extraction of the cannabis plant. CBD rich extractions have been known to cure cancer.

As an alternative to radiation or chemotherapy, my neighbor is using phoenix tears to beat his cancer.

by Jahman87 December 12, 2013

Tears

Semen.

She quenches her angst with male tears.

by Squatbird June 15, 2018

Tear Here

A phrase used on virtually every mass-marketed package around the globe. Its primary purpose is to inform one that tearing the package near where the phrase is located will cause the bag to open.

It never works.

(Bag): Tear here ->
(You): *Trying to tear* "God dammit."

by God_Hand March 10, 2009

Japanese Teardrop

n. An unexpected single drop of ejaculation that turns up ten minutes after the bolt has been shot, regardless of how thoroughly one mops the bell-end. The missing fish.

(Ten minutes after a rigorous masturbation session)
Roger: “What the… Oh no!”
Clive: “What’s up?”
Roger: “Japanese Teardrop…”
Clive: “Too much detail mate… Not cool!”

by J.May December 27, 2009

Gypsy Tears

Gypsy tears are the last few drops, after you piss, that are hesitant to fall

I shook it, basically played with it, couldn't get the gypsy tears to drop, now my balls are moist.

by Evy89 May 25, 2016

tear one off

to engage in particularly quick and passionate sex. Often a quickie or a one night stand.

Hey baby, you look hot in that skirt, wanna go upstairs and tear one off?

by freddy ferno October 21, 2007

crocodile tears

You just pretend to cry but u are not really... based of real crocodiles tearing up when they attack their prey.

Paul- *falls, gets 1 little bruise, and cries in a fake way.*
Betty- I don't believe u! U are just using crocodile tears just for attention!

by Milton Like What? August 11, 2017