jam tart

A combination of multiple slang words from Britain. The first being a police person and the second being a prostitute.

"That Tart turned out to be a real Jam Tart and I got arrested for it - I didn't even get a blowjob first!"

by CharlieSmith September 11, 2014

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Tinned Tart

A car, usually a small one such as a Ford Ka or Fiat 500, (Tin can) crammed with attractive, excitable young women. tarts Most commonly seen on the highways at the start / end of college semesters. If you're driving something cool / unusual / vintage, they tend to get dizzy and play 'car leapfrog' or try and take photos of you.

Passenger: Hey, old Renault Clio coming past, fulla girls.

Driver: Tinned tart!

by Buick59 November 08, 2011

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Custard Tart

When one male ejaculates inside another males anus and then proceeds to push the cum out onto the first males face to produce the 'custard tart'.

Male 1: Hey man I'm having a bad day, could you cheer me up with some anal sex?

Male 2: How about we smash out a custard tart? You hungry?

by Cockaddict November 01, 2018

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tart-zing

"supposedly-amazing"

something/someone who has the reputation of being outrageously cool/entertaining, but may or may not be in reality.

"oh my gosh, yeah, that movie is tart-zing, want to see it friday?"
"yeah, she's tart-zing, but i hear she's not really all that cool."

by ZOI May 29, 2007

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meat tart

A male of questionable sexual orientation; generally exhibiting undeniable sexual promiscuity, laziness, underdeveloped -or absent- cognitive powers, and lacking athletic prowess. In total: a terrible specimen of the male species.

dude, do you know where inaki is?
-um, i dont know who that is.
you know...the huge meat tart.
-oh.... i think he is slezzing it behind the port-a-potty.

by jabu22 October 21, 2006

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