Pompton Stroll

An old-timey term for a handjob. The term was coined in Pompton Lakes, NJ.

Lawrence asked Samule, "What's that mess on your trousers?" Samuel replied, "The weather was so pleasant this evening that Eleanor and I took a good ol' pompton stroll behind the dumpster at the bakery."

by Mergs99 August 18, 2016

Quit on the stool

To quit in a bitch like fashion due to low levels of testosterone and not having the ability to hack it.

First displayed by Jamie Yager in The Ultimate Fighter: Team Liddell vs. Team Ortiz, when he was brutalized by Josh Bryant. and refused to get up off the stool to fight in the deciding round.

He Quit on the stool.

by Wedged_in June 21, 2010

rope and stool

Rope and Stool is an ambiguous term for committing suicide by hanging, typically used in context of being a game.

Person 1: Man... something devastating just happened to me.
Person 2: It will be okay man, just don't go and play rope and stool, it will get better.
Person 1: Thanks dude, that helped a lot.

by PacketReceived August 22, 2017

death stroodle

someone or something which takes cruel or unusual enjoyment in death, pain, mysery, or woe

"My cat killed another bird today"
"She's such a death stroodle"

by Joe Carter October 27, 2006

stool slap

the action of eating your own shit, then licking someone

OMG Rebecca just came in from outside and stool slapped the shit out of me!

by kemlebder March 30, 2020

munch stool

"This sexual position works best on a bar stool or countertop. The woman presses her partner's face into her vagina as the male reaches under her thigh for additional stimulus to her vagina."

Let's munch stool, baby.

by Kyle Gordon September 24, 2004

Lance stroll

He is a very overhated f1 driver because his dad owns a f1 team and he is a billionaire

Hey do u know lance stroll
Oh yeah. Daddy’s cash 🤡

by Freddie Mercury f1 addict March 22, 2021