Shoulder stroke

The act of stroking someone's shoulder in a creepy fashion. Accompanied with the words 'Hi... buddy...'

Person 1: *Whistles innocently*
Person 2: *Shoulder stroke* Hi... buddy...
Person 3: *Shudders* You're a bloody creep!

by wellwitted November 7, 2009

Daily strokings

Daily strokings means masturbating everyday, at least once.

"Damn man, have you gotten your daily strokings in yet?"

by koolmanrocks2000 April 12, 2012

Stroke the monkey

Wanking.

Im going to stroke the monkey tonight.

by Lesbianfucker69 November 19, 2018

Stroke-idextrous

Able to masturbate with both hands equally well

Johnny is stroke-idextrous he can jerk off with both hands without missing a stroke

by Spooder anus August 8, 2020

Midget Stroke

The act of taking hallucinogenic mushrooms in a hot tub without the jets activated while standing up getting throatfucked underwater by another human being who is upside down.

Oh no! I found out my girlfriend was with midget stroke last weekend.

by 69hottubgod69 June 25, 2020

cincinnati stroke

When your jerking off in front of your woman and right before you ejaculate she comes sliding in like Pete Rose

Cincinnati Stroke

by MuleKick February 14, 2014

Caribbean Stroke

When you enter the shower with the same sex and curl you toes, clench you’re anal cavity as well as biting your lip as hard as you can while holding as much eye contact as possible.

“Oh boy I cant wait to do the Caribbean stroke with my best friend!”

by Sir Thickdick III March 13, 2022