Stole my heart

TEMPORARILY ( charmed), or swept away from an isolated situation. In other words, this isn’t permanent, so don’t get ahead of yourself.

Often confused with;

1. Having earned one’s heart
2. Being given one’s heart

You stole my heart last night, when you got on one knee and tied my shoelace. (which would never happen in reality, c’mon)

by MissSix July 14, 2018

You stole my ace!

When someone steals your ace

Person 1: *Steals ace*
Person 2: "YOU STOLE MY ACE!"

by Neovo90 September 27, 2017

running like nigger who stole something

Running very fast, as if to avoid capture.

That quarterback was so fast he was running like nigger who stole something

by hillarysucks July 6, 2007

jens stoltenberg

Jens Stoltenberg is a guy who finds pleasure in saying "Yo, banana boy!" while actively trying to spread socialism through his worker's party. A jens is also a person who speaks English with an extreme Norwegian accent.

Quote: "Jå, bannanna båj!"

"Damn, this guy sure loves to say "Yo, banana boy!" while spreading socialism! He must be a Jens Stoltenberg!"

by Sunnifant January 1, 2015

sholtis

1) from the Latin root word "shortis stumpi"

2) the opposite of nardo

3) someone who is so money that passer-byers just stare in awe and wonder

4) the arch nemises of the comic book character "The Groomsinator"

5) also used as "Sholtergeist" as slang for the hit movie Poltergeist

That guy who just one the spelling bee has sholtis skills.

by Football GA October 23, 2006

I stole your box

When you sneak up on an unsuspecting hobo, and steal his cardboard box. Best used on a hobo living on the side of the highway, so you can throw the box into the road and you can watch it be run over. The hobo will be extremely pissed.

Guy 1: Dude, I was walking to the mall when I saw this hobo so I grabbed his house and shouted I stole your box.
Guy 2: Did he get mad?
Guy1: After I threw the box onto the highway and it got ran over, he started throwing rotten food at me.

by Jake Brohome April 5, 2010

Stolts

profane term; often used when one is angry or frustrated.

John: I told Amy you like her.
Larry: What the stolts, John!

Kaylee: Holy STOLTS! That is some HOT coffee!!!

Amy: Shut the stolts up!!! He likes me?

by AdmirerofSorts October 18, 2009