stiffy

An erect penis,usally gotten through sexual arousal.

We all know Paris Hilton sucked her boyfriend Rick Solomon's stiffy,weird lighting there too.

by Dude_75 April 17, 2006

a.s.p (always stiff penis)

1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.

2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.

1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).

2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.

by Wilco Jancala November 9, 2009

Stiffler

Taken from the "American Pie" movie series.
Noun: The fucking monster, the fucking evil, or the fucing king ....

Who wants to enjoy the life with girls....
No tension at all..
And do not do real love...

My name is Stiffler and i love to Fuck...

by Akhilesh Stiffler... November 23, 2010

Stiff

Orinating in the south. Meaning to be cool or dope. Synomous with the terms: “live”, or “hard”.

Man 1: “Ayyyyyy bro you seen that that drop top bentley coupe that we just passed?”

Man 2: “Hell yea foe that hoe was stiff af”

by TOMMY HILNIGGA April 7, 2019

stilyanski

Stilyanski е определение за готин човек,който обича да се шегува и да помага на хората.

Еееее, човек ти си кат stilyanski

by Mangasaritie April 17, 2020

Stiffy

The most awesome nickname ever. This person is probably the coolest person walking on earth.
And most most certain; drop dead gorgeous, since he/she is compared with a boner.

-Oh, have you met stiffy?
-Yes she gave me a stiffy

by My nickname is Stiffy September 3, 2012

Stifling

Verb. The act of preventing an unwanted bowel motion.

Steven: Why are walking funny?
Tom: I am stifling. Have to find a shitter ASAP.

by konther February 21, 2015