status jacked

Finding someone's Facebook/Myspace is still logged in and posting a new status update as them, usually to embarrass them.

John status jacked Jane last night on Facebook did you see? It said she was eating ice cream off of her dogs belly.

by Crin March 1, 2009

status worthy

An event for which it is worthy of updating your Facebook status.

Maria: I just got a new job. I should update my Facebook status.
Alex: Yes, that is status worthy news.

Fred: I see Liam is eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for dinner according to his Facebook profile.
May: That is not status worthy. It is status abuse

by Rex Roddy April 1, 2010

status tease

A person who makes their status on facebook, myspace, etc., something that people will OBVIOUSLY ask about, then refuses to elaborate

Jan Smith: is so tired of this and cant take it anymore!

------Sally Johnson: d00de jan teh eff is up?!

Jan Smith: Oh nothing DOT DOT DOT DOT

= status tease

by ayemaynedayyy January 16, 2009

Puff Status

Stoned beyond belief, usually from hydroponic super-skunk or equal.

Man I can,t even think right now, my mind has a fucking bad case of Puff Status.

by ripped October 26, 2005

Status Reunion

When a group of friends from college or high school who haven't talked to/seen each other in a long time all comment on a mutual friend's Facebook status, usually about something they all agree on or feel strongly about.

It was great catching up with the class of '87 on that status reunion last night. I'm glad we can all agree that the latest episode of "Breaking Bad" was the shit.

by Stat Flanley August 20, 2011

Status Slap

When you assault a person through the use of status updates on social networking websites such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.

Man that fucktard needs a good status slapping

by hipposaur March 15, 2009

Statutory rap

noun: hip hop/ pop (hip pop) music created by prepubescent artists. This genre is unique in that the subjects of songs are distinctively juvenile and annoyingly catchy. The listener cannot help but sing along with elementry lyrics about middle school luv. Listening to such songs often lead to feelings of self loathing and pedophilia.

Samantha's favorite musicians are JoJo, Justin Bieber, Sean Kingston, Lil Mama, Lil Romeo, and all other artists with the name lil. Because she prefers prepubescent hip hop, her taste can be described as statutory rap.

by sassatack September 23, 2009