status stalker 

Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.

When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??

status stalker by Philosophistry March 6, 2010

Nostalgia Stalker 

A person who continues to re-live their past by using social media sites like Facebook to find out what their old classmates and friends have been up to despite not having spoken to them since graduation.

Sally knew all about her ex best friend, Lacy because she had been her nostalgia stalker since they friended each other on Facebook.

Nostalgia Stalker by gdbrenan July 12, 2010

Locker Stalker 

1)A person who stalks individuals directly next to or near where their locker happens to be situated.
2)A creeper who corners an unsuspecting person innocently trying to retrieve books and other necessities out of their locker. The said person cannot leave until they get their books together and secure their lock. This gives the locker stalker ample time to start a conversation and give the unfortunate victim a hug. During this interaction the victim is trying to figure out if they have ever even met the locker stalker.

Kala: "Ciara is such a locker stalker!"
Jody: "I know, she hugs that poor freshman every time he stops at his locker."
Ciara: "I got his number today!!"
Jody and Kala: "locker stalker!"

Locker Stalker by Kala H. December 21, 2008

Profile Stalker 

Someone who browses the internet scouring social network sites for pictures of people they find attractive. They will often save their profile picture to a private file on their computer and fantasize about them.

Statistically 4/5 people are unknown victims of profile stalkers!

As for the other 1/5.... well, they are the profile stalkers.

A profile stalker often sends at least 10 friend requests a day and will prey on unsuspecting victims. They ususally have about 2000-3000 so called 'friends' on Facebook.

Profile Stalker by heypresto December 14, 2010

scaredy-stalker

A person (man or woman) who de-friends you on Facebook and then asks his/her friends to tell him/her what you are writing on your Facebook status so he/she can interpret it to be about them and then post about you on his/her status update that you can't see but your mutual friends all tell you about.

"He/She's such a pathetic scaredy-stalker."
"I wish that fool would stop scaredy-stalking me and get over it already."

scaredy-stalker by ur2funny May 17, 2011

sugar stalker

Noun: A person who buys things or pays bills for that one they are Stalking.

My "service provider" said my bill was paid, but it wasn't me or anyone I know. It wasn't a mistake. Appears my Sugar Stalker paid my bill.

sugar stalker by Jaymi November 15, 2017

P. Stalker 

P.STALKER is someone who engages in STALKING.
They do not only stalk but also SUI, therefore they are the SUI STALKER.
The term is commonly used to refer to Parint P. Stalker, who incidentally is also the President of the Gang Dek Kee Sui.

Parint P. Stalker is the most SUI STALKER of the century.

P. Stalker by DeGreat December 15, 2010