Squirting Cucumber

It's a cock, one that squirts a particulately large amount of semen as soon as it is ready to, burst much like the squirting cucumber of europe that when the seeds are ready to germinate the squirt a white mucous-like substance, thusly you have learned something true and a new slang word

You: Yo, mike you see that chick last night?

Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face

by DavidThatNiggerHaterFromAirG February 20, 2011

Front Squirts

Menstruation

What's wrong, babe? You got the front squirts?

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Hershey Squirt

The art of dropping a log of dirraheri in someone's milk

I was poring a glass of milk last night night when my mother dropped her dwars and hershey squirt in muh cup

by Chigga neese April 25, 2019

Hershey's Squirt

When a girl with diarrhea does a handstand while naked and the guy shoves a straw in her ass and drinks it like a milkshake

Dude that girl totally let me enjoy her Hershey's squirt

by FuckedUpTrump May 20, 2020

Hershey Squirts

When you shove a chocolate bar so far up your ass that it can't be pulled it out. You proceed to pour hot water in, wait for it to melt and start sticking to your inner rectum. You then bend over and squeeze it out into a cup and sell it to somebody as chocolate milk and watch them drink it.

Selling your hershey Squirts is considered illegal yet highly satisfying.

by Devia February 19, 2018

Meat Squirts

The act of blowing extremely wet fecial matter full of consumed meat out of your anus after comsuming a copious amount of various meats.

WoW Corey ! sure looks like that meat you just ate gave you some hardcore meat squirts !

by Meat slurper February 26, 2011

Turkey Squirts

A severe form of diarrhea often associated with defecating in ones drawls or missing the toilet.

"Dude that bathroom had crap all over the wall."
"Yeah, the dude must of had the turkey squirts."

by BustaNutz January 31, 2009