Spank Paper

The paper used for catching you're load after masturbating.

I.E. Tissue, or Toilet Paper.

I need to find my spank paper. so i can blow this load. No clean up needed.

by Spooty McSpooterson January 26, 2010

spank nugget

A term to describe the ejaculate of one during masterbation

I beat my dick so hard I sent a spank nugget across the room.

by natedawg420_4 April 3, 2010

Spank Bank Folder

Noun: A folder on your computer dedicated for images taken from the internet and from social media websites like Facebook and Twitter of sexually attractive people for you to pleasure yourself to later.

A lazy, digital replacement for a regular spank bank that consists of images you remember in your head.

Person #1: "Hey dude, what's in that folder on your laptop called White Snake Lullabies?"

Person #2: "It's my spank bank folder man, it has nothing but naked porn stars and my hot Sorority friends in bikinis dude."

Person #1: "Why is it called White Snake Lullabies?"

Person #2: "It's an innuendo dude, I'm not stupid enough to call it Spank Bank."

by Stang July 19, 2012

Spank Paint

1. (n) Semen
2. (v) to paint someone or something with semen

I got spank paint all over my sheets

I spank painted her face last night

by Rainman 2 July 23, 2012

Spank for bank

When a guy masturbates for the camera and people online subscribe to it and he makes money from it.

GT thinks he's an inspirational role model but I saw that spank for bank clip he made.

by lucilooloo February 7, 2014

spank nasty

An awesome person extremely proficient in smoking, fucking shit off, burglary and being the best. Bleeds excellence and sweats perfection. Makes it happen

Spank Nasty is the motherfuckin' man!

by Molly W. Volgar March 10, 2017

Spanklish

Spanish is the language of love, love is the language of lovers, and English is the language of ... most everything else. So it was only a matter of time before they entwined themselves around each other and began engaging in a modern threesome. This term refers to any conversation that combines English, Spanish, and all things bedroom. ¡Porque cuando estas en cama, no puedas tener suficientes palabras ... ni suficientes lenguas!

Him: Mi amor, quiero que me lengua passé por tus labios.
You: Mm, si, speak Spanklish to me, bebe.

by sqrrlgrrl May 16, 2018