purple spade

The nickname for short blonde girls who love ranch and have no self esteem

Person 1 - "hey dude I heard you're dating that one girl "
Person 2 - "yeah her names tea"
Person 1- "she's such a purple spade man"

by Bananamuffin256 July 21, 2017

Ace of Spades

The sexual act of whacking your circumcised penis against someone's forehead thus leaving a mark in the shape of the head of the penis that resembles a spade. It's gotta be a circumcised penis tho. Otherwise it don't look right, trust me.

Then I gave her the "Ace of Spades" and it hurt because I whacked her skull too hard.

by Ace April 6, 2003

splode

When you make someone laugh so hard they throw up.

"We got that guy to splode by telling him we saw a fart!"

by Rev. Link March 15, 2008

spade or "Super Spade"

Part of the name of a well known drug dealer in Haight/Ashbury in the 60's.
His nic was "Super Spade" and, he was murdered.

Others who were there then will remember him.

"Hey, Super, what you got for me today?"

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN September 5, 2005

Spluderdunking

When you go to dunk doughnuts in coffee, and the coffee spills because your coffee is too full so its spludering while your dunking.

I totally just Spluderdunked

Aw man, I GOTTA stop Spluderdunking

by Knuxallen December 5, 2010

Vladdy Spladdys

This is the massive next morning dump you will take upon the cousumotion of mass amounts of Vladimir vodka.

big t.. dude what happened in here

woody..i just took a dump.

big t..dude that aint no ordinary dump there

woody..oh,i know. i had the Vladdy Spladdys

big t..damn son how much you drink?!?!?!

woody..bout 3/4 a bottle!!!

by t-star the great* March 19, 2009

Thomas Slade

kid who is full of bullshit

Thomas Slade

by sum nuttun November 6, 2012