Sphincting

This is the act of pulling a chick's (or a dude's, if you're into that kinda thing) sphincter out of her bunghole after a session of dangerous, sloppy butt sex. After a chick has been spincted, she'll have to wear Depends, for sure.

SPHINCTING...
"Wanda, why are you wearing an adult diaper?"
"Cuz some dude jumped me from behind and sphincted the shit outta me!"

"Man, it sure smells like shit in here!"
"That's me. I got sphincted last night, and now there's no difference between a deuce and a fart."

by David Isaacs and David McCracken, Mayors of... April 14, 2008

sphincter

one of a cult of homosexual Egyptians who worship the Sphinx

"He ain't no jehovah, he's a sphincter"

by Chip Assman April 28, 2003

sphincter sailsman

a man who takes it in his pooper

that man was a sphincter sailsman(queer)

by john jizzle February 7, 2007

sphinctercizing

The act of flexing spincter muscles to keep your butthole tight.

Austin was exhausted after 20 minutes of sphinctercizing.

Austin and Justin sprinctercize 3 times a week to keep their buttholes nice and tight to prevent a pink sock.

by Rockaway Gang July 23, 2010

crying sphincter

having excessive anal penetration to the point where your anus hole releases all witheld liquids into another demention, where it is consumed by the one and only wiener demon.

i heard donner gave big balls ben a crying sphincter last night. the wiener demons gunna feast on that one.

by big balls ben May 15, 2010

sphincter surfing

A guy that likes putting his cock in other peoples buttholes.

A woman that uses a strap-on in other peoples butts.

John was sphincter surfing with Debbie on the beach.

by Vic of the North May 15, 2008

sphincter nazi

a fag

by Anonymous August 16, 2003