SPHINCTACLE 

To make an ass of one's self as in "made a spectacle" of himself by being an ass.

Trump's egregious social blunders show how easy it is to make a sphinctacle of himself.

SPHINCTACLE by Genelady825 October 13, 2017

Sphinctacular

An anus that is extremely tight and grips any object inserted into it.

My mistresses ass is sphinctacular compared to my wife's gape.

Sphinctacular by Woodbilly July 20, 2012

sphinctoleak 

When you can’t keep poop from continuously exiting your asshole and it just keeps leaking out no matter how many times you wipe.

I’m telling you, doc, this sphinctoleak situation is causing me to really lose it!

sphinctoleak by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021

Sphincterless Shit Cannon 

Someone who spends the majority of their workday clogging up the toilet and consistently smells like ass. Someone who who shits every hour on the hour, has no intestine, just a shit tube running from their throat to their ass, has been known to shit watermelons and small marsupials.

Man don't go into the bathroom, Jonathan has been acting like a Sphincterless Shit Cannon.

Sphincterless Shit Cannon by cuddlefinger November 15, 2011

sphinctacular

A major league fuck-up of epic proportions. Something so glaringly shitty, it could only have popped out of a giant, smelly asshole. Very close to craptastic in meaning, though of a stronger nature.

"Well George, this war has certainly become a sphinctacular success. Helluva job, old boy!"

sphinctacular by Iggy Pup June 1, 2007

spictacle

a pompous Mexican person; one who must always draw attention to oneself, usually by means of bling, flashy cars loaded with chrome, loud music and general tackiness.

Alejandro made a real spictacle of himself pulling up to Popeye's in his purple Escalade with 22" chrome rims and 40" woofers.

spictacle by Crazsian November 16, 2010

Sphinctazzle 

The anal equivalent to 'vagazzle'

Practised amongst both the gay and straight communities alike, 'Sphinctazzle' is the artform of decorating one's bum hole with all manner of shiney and sparkley artifacts, in an effort to draw attention of a prospective mate to one's rectum.

Before I go out, I like spend, like, at least 2 hours on my sphinctazzle, all these accessories be costing me, like, £500 a month, but its sooo worth it.

Sphinctazzle by Killawatts January 27, 2011