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Sphinctacular

An anus that is extremely tight and grips any object inserted into it.
My mistresses ass is sphinctacular compared to my wife's gape.
Sphinctacular by Woodbilly July 20, 2012

sphinctoleak 

When you can’t keep poop from continuously exiting your asshole and it just keeps leaking out no matter how many times you wipe.
I’m telling you, doc, this sphinctoleak situation is causing me to really lose it!
sphinctoleak by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021

Sphincterless Shit Cannon 

Someone who spends the majority of their workday clogging up the toilet and consistently smells like ass. Someone who who shits every hour on the hour, has no intestine, just a shit tube running from their throat to their ass, has been known to shit watermelons and small marsupials.
Man don't go into the bathroom, Jonathan has been acting like a Sphincterless Shit Cannon.

sphinctacular

A major league fuck-up of epic proportions. Something so glaringly shitty, it could only have popped out of a giant, smelly asshole. Very close to craptastic in meaning, though of a stronger nature.
"Well George, this war has certainly become a sphinctacular success. Helluva job, old boy!"
sphinctacular by Iggy Pup June 1, 2007
a pompous Mexican person; one who must always draw attention to oneself, usually by means of bling, flashy cars loaded with chrome, loud music and general tackiness.
Alejandro made a real spictacle of himself pulling up to Popeye's in his purple Escalade with 22" chrome rims and 40" woofers.
spictacle by Crazsian November 16, 2010

Sphinctazzle 

The anal equivalent to 'vagazzle'

Practised amongst both the gay and straight communities alike, 'Sphinctazzle' is the artform of decorating one's bum hole with all manner of shiney and sparkley artifacts, in an effort to draw attention of a prospective mate to one's rectum.
Before I go out, I like spend, like, at least 2 hours on my sphinctazzle, all these accessories be costing me, like, £500 a month, but its sooo worth it.
Sphinctazzle by Killawatts January 27, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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