Spedfanner

The term "Spedfanner" means a sped kid who is a Railfanner or a Transit fanner. Specifically with the TTC (Toronto Transit Commission). Spedfanners are usually addicted to the TTC and their vehicles, recording every second and taking pictures of the TTC vehicle.

Oh my god it is Jo C! My favorite spedfanner!!!

by FortniteGamer3002 November 7, 2023

stalker speed

An incredibly slow speed, whether driving or otherwise, that mimics the speed a 45 year-old male stalker would drive while watching his prey.

"Of course she didnt win the race, she was practically running at stalker speed."

by Ryan Scott June 25, 2006

laser speed

The word that seems to be always said when you ask 'What are you doing?''

Me: "Yo, what have you been up to man?"
Jarrod: "Nothing, just chiilin, you know, laser speed."

by Cassidyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx October 2, 2008

Ner Speed

1.The rate at which you are going so fast your body's natural reaction to the force is to say "ner". 2. A movement faster than the speed of light.

"The racers were driving so fast they achieved ner speed!"

"I got so excited when the roller coaster started to go I yelled "Ner Speed Ahead!!!"

"In order for the astronauts to reach Uranus in a reasonable time, they must go ner speed to get there."

by Coud_10 December 7, 2009

Bumblebee speed

Adjective used to describe the method of Vernon Reid's guitar playing.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Living Colour solo?
Guy 2: Yeah! It was at bumblebee speed!

by RedmanMetallica May 30, 2010

Turkish Speedbag

When a person takes a shit so big without the turd breaking that upon detaching from the butthole it slaps the back of the balls.

Dude, I just took a shit so bit it Turkish Speedbagged me!

by shagenwagen February 2, 2017

Papi Smeef

The Opposite of Papa Smurf, he is a cool guy and a real ladies man and has a lot of friends. He also has big pee pee

Papi Smeef is so much better than Papa Smurf and Evan Clark

by Papi Smeef October 2, 2018