Snoochpuss

a vagina that has been fucked countless times and hasn't been washed in ages and has enough hair to make a coat,boots and probably a hat.

dude I was going to fuck this girl but she had a goddamn snoochpuss!

by $heenster December 15, 2008

Sloocho

The best little brother ever, a very cool kid, the cutest little boy ever, a boy who wears crocs,a boy who wears Mario and luigi shirts and looks cool, a boy who loves chocolate milk, a slooey slooch, a sloocho can never be replaced and is one of a kind. You should be jealous if you don't know or have a sloocho in your life, he's the best!

Sloocho!! Let's go to the mall! I love you sloocho! Where could sloocho be? Maybe with the nicest girl and snow?

by Snow #2 December 3, 2010

Get your bone smooched

Receive fellatio

I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

Schizophrenic smooching

Practicing for a real kiss by kissing yourself in a mirror.

Many teenagers try schizophrenic smooching because they don't want to disgrace themselves at their first kiss.

by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011

smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

by KTD 4L September 7, 2008

Slooch

a cross between a slut and hooch

dont be such a slooch

by Abhi January 10, 2004

SCOOCH HER UP

TO SCOOCH A WOMAN UP IN A LITTLE PACKAGE AND BANG HER

TONIGHT WHEN I GET HOME FROM THE BAR I'M GONNA SCOOCH HER UP IN A LITTLE PACKAGE AND BANG THE HER!!

by VINNY TUFANO December 28, 2008