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smartieeeee

Someone who is passive aggressive and would rather write insults about someone than tell it to her face. Is mad he got rejected....again.
smartieeeee: Man she is such a prude!
unfortunate friend: How the hell would you know that about my wife?!
by CosIFeltLikeIt November 15, 2011
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Smarmier Major Nits

A Smarmier Major Nits, often shortened to "Smarmy" is a classically tall dark and handsome man with incredibly beautiful siblings.
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.

All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
woah, that dude freaks me out, he's a proper Smarmier Major Nits,

I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
by Ninja An Zen November 24, 2011
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Smartie Tube

The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.
Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.

What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.

Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.
by Darkuhole January 9, 2014
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Smarter mcsmarterson

Smarter mcsmarterson is somebody who thinks there smart but they are actually kinda dumb
Madison asked for an answer to a question and she said she was smart so they called her smarter mcsmarterson
by Dad loves pickles June 7, 2020
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smartie pants

n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.

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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.

Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.
by gnostic3 October 6, 2020
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smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.
I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.
by QuacksO May 20, 2021
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Smarties

Said when someone makes an intelligent statement or proposes a clever idea.
"Guess what? I have a great idea. Let's make green tea to undo the damage we've done tonight"
"Wow Diana, very smarties!"
by moka2 May 22, 2021
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