Someone who is passive aggressive and would rather write insults about someone than tell it to her face. Is mad he got rejected....again.
smartieeeee: Man she is such a prude!
unfortunate friend: How the hell would you know that about my wife?!
unfortunate friend: How the hell would you know that about my wife?!
by CosIFeltLikeIt November 15, 2011
Get the smartieeeee mug.A Smarmier Major Nits, often shortened to "Smarmy" is a classically tall dark and handsome man with incredibly beautiful siblings.
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.
All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.
All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
woah, that dude freaks me out, he's a proper Smarmier Major Nits,
I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
by Ninja An Zen November 24, 2011
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The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.
Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.
What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.
Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.
What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.
Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.
by Darkuhole January 9, 2014
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by Dad loves pickles June 7, 2020
Get the Smarter mcsmarterson mug.I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.
Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.
Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.
by gnostic3 October 6, 2020
Get the smartie pants mug.Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.
I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.
by QuacksO May 20, 2021
Get the smarter than the average bare mug."Guess what? I have a great idea. Let's make green tea to undo the damage we've done tonight"
"Wow Diana, very smarties!"
"Wow Diana, very smarties!"
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