speaj

To be aggressively fucked, but instead of moaning, you honk

"That was so good, sorry I speajed tho..."

by Radar...bitch February 15, 2021

simpeating

A simp repeating everything a person who they are simping for is saying in order to gain their approval.
Extra points for pointing out their similarities.

Susie: "I think the movie was very boring"
Geoffrey: "Yes, I also think that the movie was very boring. We are so similar."
Peter: "Look at Geoffrey, he doesn't have an own opinion. He's always simpeating."

by teilzeitgeisterjäger December 6, 2021

Wack speak

A method of speaking which involves the letters of a curseword being reversed. This is generally used by the most immature or laziest of online gamers.

Goatfucker > Rekcuftaog (A seamingly suiting name for an Ogre!)

by Financial Panther November 3, 2004

blonde speak

The given language predominately spoken by blonde females and does not have a set pattern of speech. It is not easily understood by non-blondes, male or female. Males especially struggle understanding the language when spoken aloud and believe it is open to their interpretation. That "interpretation" of the language has been known to be the main culprit in relationship issues and physical altercations.

He never understood her blonde speak and is therefore sitting home alone in front of his big screen with a bag of Cheetos.

by native speaker February 4, 2012

Cat Speak

When you talk like a LOL cat.

Drew: I can haz cheezburger?

Dana: Only if you promise not to use Cat Speak around me ever again.

by Katiew567 August 20, 2013

ass-speak

The things you say when you're speaking out of your ass.

This might be ass-speak, but I think if you gently rub your PC while it's working, the static electric charge builds up and supplies extra power to the processor making it run faster.

by The Means of Production September 26, 2015

Do you speak Jawn?

A question you ask someone to determine if "Jawn" is a part of their regular vocabulary, and thus whether they speak in an Eastern Pennsylvanian dialect. Jawn is a slang pronoun that originated in Philly. It can be used to refer to any person, place, or thing.

Billy: "Do you speak Jawn?"
Bob: "What the fuck is a John?"
Billy: "Clearly you don't. I guess you're not from Philly."

by kgm/s July 1, 2021