The Hash Slinging Slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.

Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Slash ringing Hasher?
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Dash Ringing, The Trash Dinging, The Mash Linging, The Flash Ringing..Ringing, The Crash Dinging The.....
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongbob:*gasps so loud* T H E H A S H. S L I N G I N G S L A S H E R????

by The Trash Dinging Slasher December 17, 2018

National punch your sibling day

July 12th is national punch your sibling day! (If you don’t already do it every day) today is your day to shine! If you don’t have a sibling punch yourself because only children are pussy’s.

Person one: I can’t wait to punch my sibling! On national punch your sibling day!

Person two: I already do that everyday man!

Person three: I’m a pussy I don’t have a sibling

by Benny19 July 11, 2018

J.D. Salinger

Author of catcher in the rye.
After becoming so famous he became a hermit and does not leave his house, do interviews, or anything.

J.D. Salinger just sits in his house and waits to die.

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007

slingbox

A device that can attach to your Tivo or other digital video recorder, which allows you to access and watch your programs over the Internet. You simply log into your computer and watch whatever streaming video you have recorded on your Tivo.

Thanks to my slingbox, I can watch last night's episode of "24" which my Tivo recorded, even though I'm still on vacation.

by Ben Frey March 30, 2006

Slinged

When you get kicked from a cooperation or organized event without a single response as to why.

Dude, Slingoblade just slinged me.

by reyaview March 1, 2009

Junk sling

A sling in which a man wears from his neck down through his junk to hold it in place. Similiar to that of a Banana Hammock but a One piece from the neck to the male junk.

Wow look at that guys junk sling! Banana hammock

by Jonny cred:Pam December 14, 2010

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

by chaseathon! September 22, 2003