shower issue

A shower issue is the person, thing, event, problem, etc. which you ponder hardly on while taking a shower.

"When I was in the shower this morning I couldn't stop thinking about that loner kid who came in at work last night and ordered 15 pizzas. What was he up to? ... It was so my shower issue today, dude."

by Jaidte January 26, 2009

Shower Buddies

A term used for bathing partners that engage in hygiene routines with each other, but do not share the usual emotional attachment of a standard boyfriend/girlfriend relationship (can be applied to heterosexuals or homosexuals.) The purpose of shower sharing is for a more lively cleansing activity in order to improve the mundane tedious chore or cleaning oneself.

Ryan: “Showering is so boring”
Richard: “Wanna be shower buddies?”
Ryan: “Yeah! Let’s clean each other!”

by thugmuff1n March 23, 2010

Vanilla shower

When a man shoots a load onto someones face.

Azam gave lucas a vanilla shower while he slept.

by Azam January 27, 2007

jersey shower

When you don't want to take an actual shower for whatever reason, so you spray perfume or cologne all over yourself so people don't smell your body odor. Useful for when you only need to go out to run a small errand like buying milk from the grocery store.

I think I might stink a little bit but I only need to go to the Post Office so I'm going to take a jersey shower.

by buttplaster August 1, 2010

Shower Tissue

When you're in a shower and have to blow your nose. You use your index and thumb and replicate the actions of blowing your nose then letting the shower wash the boogers away.

"Man, the other day I Shower Tissued and it flew onto my face!"

by Jeff Aalms October 10, 2008

Shower Bowl

A bowl(s) of marijuana that is smoked before or while the smoker is taking a shower. The benefits of a shower bowl include but are not limited too,

-No chance of smelling like cannabis after you have taken your shower.

-Legitimate excuse for red eyes
-Fan in the bathroom gets rid of a lot of smoke/smell.

"BazinBotany420 : dude i just took a shower bowl, it rocked.

hashcity420 : nice."

by blazingbotany January 27, 2010

Showerpooling

The act of showering with 2 or more individuals to save tons of water. Started by AXE, in 2012, proposing that if everyone showerpooled for a year we could save 29 trillion gallons of water. Usually but is not limited to showering with like-minded acquaintance ...or an attractive stranger.. which could result in the next big Baby boom, or the biggest sexual transmitted disease outbreak in the history of history.

"Dude man, you should totally go showerpooling with those cheerleaders over there, you'll get wet together, and save water"

by LaIdolJeansFetishGuy October 12, 2012