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shitmageddon

The most extreme type of bowel evacuation known to man. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal…to anyone downwind.
Coroner: Sharon accidentally killed three bystanders after she performed Shitmageddon on the subway platform. Two others are in critical condition at a nearby hospital.

Reporter: What was the cause?

Coroner: Our hazmat team at the site has detected traces of Thai food and Taco Bell.

Reporter: Dear god.
by Done it all dave December 25, 2023
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shitmageddon

The most powerful bowel evacuation known to mankind. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal, if downwind.
Reporter: What happened here?!

Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.

Reporter: What caused this??

Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.

Reporter: Dear god
by Done it all dave January 10, 2024
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