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Definitions by shabnamfan2007

Insult used for fanon celebrity Shabnam.
Originated by people replacing “shab” with “gay”.
Stupid Gaynam, always ruining Whitney Houston with her bloody high-pitched farty voice!
Gaynam by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025

Shabnam areolas

When somebody has areolas and in most cases nipples that look like or are similar to fanon celebrity Shabnam’s.
Person 1: Wow, you have Shabnam areolas!
Person 2: Uh, what?
Person 1: You’re topless at a beach and your nipples and areolas are like Shabnam!
Person 2: What the fuck is a Shabnam…
Person 1: Influencer. You may have watched her on New Style Boutique.
Person 2: Ok *farts on him for 5 minutes then walks away*
Person 1: Uhhhhhhhhh *coughs* she just farted on me for 5 damn minutes… That. Was. Gross.
Shabnam areolas by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025

Definition 

What a word means. Commonly featured in dictionaries like this one and also in other places such as a glossary.
The definition of the word “hair” is “strands that grow on a person’s body which can vary by length depending on where it grows from. It can be removed using hair removal products like hair removal cream or wax”.
Definition by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025

The balls 

Ugh, my winning streak at Sports Day was getting beaten by the balls who somehow CHEATED.
The balls by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025

Twerking on my penis

A really funny although sexual response to someone who had talked bad or a expression used when you want to be funny with someone or something.
Don’t say this around or to minors for obvious reasons.
Shabnam the Wengie twerking on my penis!
One fell off and she got my testicles!
To fart on someone repeatedly if you have enough gas in your body for minutes or hours or even a whole day to make them feel sick or to pee/poop themselves in a really funny and sometimes gross way.
Also means to oppose someone in a way that makes them feel they don’t want to be here anymore.
Teacher: Ok Johnson Greeves, you are going to pomp on a girl called Idgie for 20 minutes. YOU CANNOT STOP.
*he pomps on her for 20 minutes until she gets sick*
Johnson: Well then, Idgie, do you feel sick now? I ate 10 gallons of beans this week! BEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Idgie: Yeah… That… is pretty much disgusting and weird… I mean, farting on people for 20 whole minutes until they gget sick… I saw a lot of people do it with a lot of women AND men and they either soiled or wetted themselves or vomited everywhere. The people who, well, POMPED at them all laughed at the end.
Johnson: Well it’s funny, more people should get into it! I’m gonna tell Jackie, Milo, Cece, and Kayleigh-Rose to try this out…
Idgie: Argh, not them…
Johnson: Yes them! PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH! I’m gonna do it tomorrow!
Idgie: Well, ok, suit yourself, I hope you’ve had fun. I’m going back to sixth form.
Pomp by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
Also known in another universe as “let’s punch people with cutesy names infinite times till they’re injured” day.
The person getting punched will keep telling you to stop over and over again until you finally realize that you’ve hurt their feelings.
It’s funny to most people but bullying and disrespectful to some who think childish people (including over 18s) should be respected.
Can be done with people whose names are Tommy, Edie, Quinn, Tia, etc.
Braylee: *whistles in the street*
*3 people come with clenched fists*
Braylee: huh?
3 people in unison: HELLO, SOMEONE TOLD US YOUR NAME IS BRAYLEE AND YOU ARE SO DAMN CHILDISH, RIGHT? IF YOU FOUND US HERE, WE’RE GONNA PUNCH YOU BECAUSE IT’S PUNCHING PEOPLE WITH CUTESY NAMES UNTIL YOU’RE INJURED IN A LOOP DAY. TODAY IS 4 JULY 2025.
Braylee: because I’m 15 and have a cute name and… …I’m hyperactive?
Person 1: YES. AND AS WE SAID, IT WILL NEVER END…
Braylee: What? NO, please do not do this, or I’ll call my uncle…
Person 2: WE’RE GONNA DO IT EVEN IF YOU TELL YOUR UNCLE ON US.
*the three people started punching her repeatedly*
Braylee: STOOOOOOP, STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP YOU’RE HURTING ME, THIS IS NOT FUNNY! THIS IS JUST BULLYING A INNOCENT ENERGETIC PERSON!!
*the three people laugh anyways as they beat her to a pulp even though until she called her uncle*
4 July by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025