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4 July

Also known in another universe as “let’s punch people with cutesy names infinite times till they’re injured” day.
The person getting punched will keep telling you to stop over and over again until you finally realize that you’ve hurt their feelings.
It’s funny to most people but bullying and disrespectful to some who think childish people (including over 18s) should be respected.
Can be done with people whose names are Tommy, Edie, Quinn, Tia, etc.
Braylee: *whistles in the street*
*3 people come with clenched fists*
Braylee: huh?
3 people in unison: HELLO, SOMEONE TOLD US YOUR NAME IS BRAYLEE AND YOU ARE SO DAMN CHILDISH, RIGHT? IF YOU FOUND US HERE, WE’RE GONNA PUNCH YOU BECAUSE IT’S PUNCHING PEOPLE WITH CUTESY NAMES UNTIL YOU’RE INJURED IN A LOOP DAY. TODAY IS 4 JULY 2025.
Braylee: because I’m 15 and have a cute name and… …I’m hyperactive?
Person 1: YES. AND AS WE SAID, IT WILL NEVER END
Braylee: What? NO, please do not do this, or I’ll call my uncle…
Person 2: WE’RE GONNA DO IT EVEN IF YOU TELL YOUR UNCLE ON US.
*the three people started punching her repeatedly*
Braylee: STOOOOOOP, STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP YOU’RE HURTING ME, THIS IS NOT FUNNY! THIS IS JUST BULLYING A INNOCENT ENERGETIC PERSON!!
*the three people laugh anyways as they beat her to a pulp even though until she called her uncle*
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
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Aggiemu Ihi Jahama

The stage name of the fanon American-Japanese singer Sobie.
Her name is Aggiemu Ihi Jahama? Strange… I read that she said she hated her first name so everybody started to call her Aggie. I’m glad she made that decision.
by shabnamfan2007 May 25, 2025
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Shabnam

A customer wearing the sporty style from the 2012 video game New Style Boutique who is known in the fanon universe as a British celebrity.
I’M GOING TO SHABNAM’S CONCERT ON 1 JUNE I’M SCREAMING
by shabnamfan2007 May 29, 2025
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Shitnam

Insult for fanon celebrity Shabnam. Derived from “shit” replacing “shab”.
HOW COME SHITNAM HAS MORE VIDEO VIEWS THAN KAREN CARPENTER?? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
by shabnamfan2007 August 26, 2025
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The interrobang (?) symbol.
A combination of ? (question mark) and ! (exclamation mark)
Very rarely used
This symbol needs to be used more, why aren’t people getting creative with the symbols ! and ?‽
by shabnamfan2007 May 29, 2025
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Twerking on my penis

A really funny although sexual response to someone who had talked bad or a expression used when you want to be funny with someone or something.
Don’t say this around or to minors for obvious reasons.
Shabnam the Wengie twerking on my penis!
One fell off and she got my testicles!
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
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Break my ovaries

From a French-to-English translation of a phrase meaning “annoying someone”.
Same as “break my balls” but more feminine.
If these kids are gonna break my ovaries one more time with their stupid skateboarding “skills”, I’m gonna smother them with cow dung!
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
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