Severious

A word combining the similar words "Severe," and "Serious." Invented by the same losers without lives as "Dafts", and can be used in any context that "Severe" or "Serious" would also be used.

The woman sat there in the E.R. with her eyes staring downwards at the tiles, daring not to think of the approaching doom her husband surely awaited. Nonetheless, the doctor came from the backroom and approached her. The doctor spoke with an almost angry tone, assumedly shunning his own shortcomings. The doctor spoke now:

"Ma'am," he said with regret, "I'm sorry to inform you that your husband has a very... severious condition."

by Tater Tot Wojkowski December 13, 2006

Severed

A fabulous extreme heavy metal band.

I saw Severed at www.severedband.com

by www.severedband.com July 13, 2003

Severna Park

i hate driving through severna park people there can not drive all you see down there are ppl swerving all over the road like drunks they need tricycles oh and when i go and race everyones bimmers my honda blows them away and i video record it all. all the snobby ass bitches that think there school is better at sports than anyone else i got a reality check for you, your schools suck, everytime i go through there which is alot i flip off all the dumbass's that are too busy talking on thier cell phones and go to the high schools and beat a few up here and there its a blast i hope everyone reads this and joins me on the beating of all dumbass severna parkies.

That stuck up severna parkie just got his ass beat.

I cant belive i just beat that bmw with my honda figures stuck up bitches cant drive.

severna park athlete: damn i cant belive we lost again damn we suck.

rest of maryland athletes: damn you guys do suck.

by severna park sucks September 19, 2005

severe unpervation

the act of not being able to be perverted when you are a total perv

its a first severe unpervation for lousia and fini

by L on a stick February 12, 2006

Several Joint Liability

When a party is liable for all of the damage incurred by a third party after becoming excessively high on marijuana.

Jake decided to smoke a pack of joints, and, as all stoners do when they get high, he took a baseball bat to every car window on his block. Jake will be liable for the damage under the Several Joint Liability doctrine introduced by Justice Holmes in the landmark case Marley v. Jane.

by Billings Learned Hand November 22, 2012

severe chic warning

When conditions are right , Fat Ass women attack causing much destruction with lightning fast oral pleasures and thunderous ass spanking .

Attn : NWS has issued a Severe Chic warning , At 10pm NWS doppler radar showed a severe chic squall line moving south north at 69mph . This is a dangerous storm seek shelter immediately .

by tnchichunter December 26, 2004

Severin

severin is really heckin annoying and will make you very uncomfortable when your around him

“who’s that annoying pedophile over there”

“severin”

by severin hater September 23, 2019