Scratching Post

Not a serious relationship or partner but a person to rub up against.

I'm going on Tinder to find myself a scratching post.

by Ilikepink November 22, 2017

dick snatching

when somone wants the dick so badly that whether or not they have permission they snatch that dick.

she was so horny she was dick snatching all night

damn i cant believe he was arrested for aggravated dick snatching with intent to swallow

by rickybobert September 23, 2011

smithing

When your english teacher finger fucks herself and then smells her hand.

Me: Dude, look at Ms. Smith!
Friend: Yeah, shes totally smithing!!! Wait, is she having a riley?

by Lord Revan57 May 5, 2008

Sliching

Sliching is the female counterpart of male masturbation, it's called that because females finger and rub the vagina rather than stroke it like a man would do to his penis and the sound given to the rubbing and fingering sound like 'slich' which is another side of how it got its name.

Dear Diary, I was sliching last night, I don't know what got into me but it was so right but felt so bad!

by Amahre August 25, 2010

you won´t get anything snitching like that

Smoll snitches won´t recieve any cuddles. Cause they are snitching.

(Snitching around for no reason) You won´t get anything snitching like that.
(Snitching around for areason) You won´t get anything snitching like that.

by Snitch Nr.1 December 12, 2020

Scrotching

The act of scratching your crotch in public.

That’s so gross, did you see John scrotching in math today?!

by InSPYery October 20, 2017

Smithing

The action of violently attacking in a hillbilly manner. (Usually done in anger or when you want to have some fun if you know what I mean.) It is also one of the worst expiriences in anyone’s life.

Beth: John, these kids are being punks. Let smith em.

John: Alright Beth, we’ll get to smithing.

by elelbeth March 21, 2019