sciencified

Verb. The act of adding science to something, increasing its intrinsic value and strengthening its worth.

DNA analysis has sciencified forensic science, providing an objective and quantitative value for identifications, in lieu of subjective and quantitative value.

by Bill Nye's progeny December 30, 2013

Science Justice Warrior

Another term for Science Troll. A person whom often argues from a Point of Authority without providing evidence of their own credentials. They are related to a Social Justice Warrior whom may not possess a strong position, but rather look for personal vindication and attention.

Don't be a Science Justice Warrior on my physics forum.

by heartlandmasses November 25, 2016

science fair project

The act of first placing a tube of Mentos candy inside the anus, and then quickly yet carefully sliding a newly opened Coke bottle (neck first) into the anal cavity. The participant should be on all fours with their ass up in the air with the bottle pointed upwards. The Mentos and Coke will react, and launch the Coke bottle out of the ass and high into the air like a Rocket at the Science Fair.

This project is almost guaranteed to win any Science Fair

We were in the bedroom, things were getting hot and heavy. But then I got exhausted, so I stepped out of the bedroom to get a refreshing Coke. When I came back, she had a Mentos in her hand and was pushing it in her ass. She told me she wanted me to win the Science Fair Project, so I just went with it.

by QueenAndPeasant August 9, 2017

Sciencpest

"Sciencpest" (meant to sound like Scientist), noun, a Scientist who smothers the lay public with overdone Science in everyday activities and functions.

That guy over there, complaining about the labels on the coffee, is a Sciencpest.

by Just another scientist September 9, 2019

science high school

A place where the best, smartest, cutest, and the nicest people go to discover that science is not their favorite subject. These schools have science-oriented curricula but still give their students room for their interests.

I miss my friends at the science high school...

by LetItRip016 November 21, 2020

science teacher

Do you ever look up and ur science teacher just like staring at you and he reminds you of an angry hawk so then you have to try not to laugh, but you also have to try not to cry cause you were just texting your friend and you know its impossible, but maybe just maybe he’s half robot and can see my computer screen through the back of my computer, and you think your gonna get yelled at?

person 1: "Bro don't look up."
person 2: "Why not?"
person 1: "the science teacher is staring you down."

by futurerlyhotmilf853 February 18, 2022

safe science

The idea that everything you research must be within safety requirements. According to the well-known scientist, Cave Johnson, safe science is stupid. In fact, he believes that you should "marry safe science if you love it so much". Also, you should "invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out".

Cave Johnson: Science isn't about why - it's about why not. You ask, Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say, Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out - because you are fired!

by geek96boolean10@deviantart September 12, 2012